Man Up Page #2
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- Year:
- 2015
- 88 min
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single loser in their mid-30s, right?
No. I'm actually a sad single loser
in my late 30s.
Hey!
He was right there.
I was crying with happiness.
- Oh, erm...
- Sorry.
Ryan. 37.
Nancy. 34.
Sorry, my hand's a bit wet.
It's not wee.
- Right.
- It's mojito.
I mean, I didn't think it was wee.
Why would it be wee? That would imply
very poor personal hygiene.
I mean, I don't wipe with my hand.
I use toilet paper
just like everyone else does.
- Well, that's a relief.
- Hm.
So is wee in a way,
Hm...
Hm...
- Oh, how about another drink?
- Yeah, that would be great. Yeah.
- Let me get these.
- Oh, no, it's fine.
- No, it's alright.
- No, no, seriously.
- OK, you can get them.
- You get them?
- I'll get them, shall I?
- Great, cheers. Thank you.
Ah... Busted.
You've got a picture of your ex
in the old wallet.
Oh, no, that's my sister.
Oh. She's very pretty.
I bet she gets all "ze boyz".
She's dead.
Wow. It's going so well.
No, Elaine, I've got pictures
of my cats in my wallet
and they're alive and kicking
and I want people
to ask me about them.
- Well, it's good that you went.
- Why is it good?
It's just so excruciating
and predictable, just as it always is.
I'm just gonna let my vagina
hermetically seal up.
- Yeah, well, that will really help.
- Never hurt Barbie.
She's got a beach buggy
and horses and a salon.
And a boyfriend.
Is she still with that guy?
Such a fake smile.
- How long are you gonna be?
- Get your arse over here pronto.
We have a lot of nibbles
to put into a lot of bowls.
About two hours.
A reminder to all passengers
that due to engineering work
no trains are currently stopping
at Clapham Junction.
- What the f***?!
- I'm joking.
- Not funny.
- I can't do this on my own.
- Hello.
And don't forget the chocolate mousse.
Mum's obsessed.
And you've done your speech?
I've got a rough draft.
You haven't. You've done
a lot of doodles and crossing out.
- I mean, as if.
- Come on.
You know Dad loves it
when you do a speech.
So it needs to be good and special.
OK?
Fine.
- Oh, and Nancy?
- Yeah?
Don't seal up just yet.
It'll happen. I promise.
Yeah, yeah. F*** off.
Oh.
Black...
...pant...
...wash.
Sorry.
I couldn't help overhearing.
reading this.
Right. Right, right, right, right.
- Did it, then?
- Did it what?
- Change your life.
- Oh, erm...
- Maybe. Yeah.
- But maybe not as well?
Well, I like to give everything a go,
because otherwise what's the point?
You've got to hope it's going to work.
Because what is life without hope?
- Death.
- Death it is, then.
You see, you do need to read it.
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