Maid

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Satellite uplink established.

Jampa to Snow Lotus.

Confirm Piglet No. 1.

Target No. 1 confirmed.

Over.

Jumpoon to Snow Lotus.

Confirm Piglet No. 2. Over.

Target No. 2 confirmed.

Over.

Good morning, sir.

This is my close friend, Chaiyasit.

What are you staring at?

Roger that.

Wow! So delicious!

Yes. Great food!

Let's change the meeting place.

Come in, please.

The three little pigs are inside.

Please take a seat.

Three little swines, more like it.

Affirmative, Over.

Who order this?

Your Lady, Sir.

Wait!

We're just waitresses...

don't know nothing.

It's true, Sir.

Quit the act. Who sent you here?

Freeze!

Sh*t!

Call for backup!

Who the hell taught you drive?

You can't park here, you idiot!

Freeze!

Keep going.

Keep going.

Don't even think about following me!

Put her in the back.

Where the hell is our backup?!

Go!

M. A. I. D.

3 gunmen attacked the Minister at

a Thai New Year party but failed.

They were shot dead by guards

belonging to guests.

The Minister was in a private meeting.

Police believe the attempt is related

to a group of businessmen

pressuring the government to

legalize casinos in Thailand,

I saw the news.

I'm so sick of all this.

So you have nowhere to go, Waew?

That's right, Ma'am.

I got booted out of Mr Jira's house.

But I didn't do nothin' wrong.

His missus thought I was tryin' to

have it off with him.

Come off the grass!

You should see'em...

old and as bald as a badger!

I'm not pullin' your leg, Ma'am!

Actually I was goin' to

my sister's...

but I had a slight run-in with his car.

Mr Prasert said that

he was looking for a maid.

Whaddya say, Ma'am?

Please, Ma'am?

She could do all the

housework for you.

Just think of it as

helping out a poor girl.

Fine.

But you keep your hands off her.

What? Don't you trust me?

Do I have to swear on

a stack of Buddhist teachings?

Let's go!

Dear Mother, I'm sending you

some money with this letter...

List of the Deceased

No? Really?

How could you do such a lousy job?

So who got it?

Sophon?

Damn! How did he get it?

Oh, Master!

Hold on! I need to take a leak!

Not yet, Master. Not yet

Oh my! It's Khwan!

Khwan!

What brings you here?

I brought my maid...

Her sister works here.

She asked me to attend the party.

In that way she could tag along.

Prasert.

You look so tired.

You've only been married

a few years!

She still turns your crank,

doesn't she?

Not really.

These days, Prasert is very busy.

Who did your face lift?

They forgot a few of the pegs...

- holding up your face.

- Excuse us.

How about you, Jim?

You look prettier.

What cream have you been using?

Is the mistress being kind to you?

It's not the mistress.

It's the husband.

What?!

It's like this.

I found lace panties

in his trouser pocket.

They definitely don't

belong to Madam.

So I asked him about them.

Ever since then...

...whenever I start taking

something purple out...

...he instantly hands me cash.

That's great!

You're so clever!

Wonderful!

What about when I worked for Mr Jira...

...he treated me good, too!

That's why Madam thought that...

Waew was trying to seduce him.

So she got fired and ended up here.

Oh no!

I've discovered somethin'

at the new place too...

I think I can make some

easy money out of it.

Since I've been workin'

for Madam Khwan...

she's never ever used...

a sanitary pad.

Never!

May I buy some?

Would you like to get one too?

There's none left at home.

She never buys any!

I reckon it's because...

Khwan...

Khwan...

...is going through menopause!

That's nonsense!

She's as fresh as a daisy!

Yeah! She's beautiful all right!

Thanks to the plastic surgeon!

I want to know who

stretched her face that far.

She must have had her

whole body done!

The only people who

don't use tampons...

...and oldies,

like my mother and you!

Why are you so quiet today?

Do you have a headache?

Wait here.

I'll bring you some pills.

Holy sh*t!

What's wrong?

Sh*t!

Who blocked my peephole!

Waew! Waew!

Why are you biting me?

You bastard!

Are you really gonna

have it off with me?

No matter what happens to you...

...I will take care of everything.

What about Madam?

You don't have to

worry about Khwan.

It's you I want, Waew.

Don't believe a word of it, Waew!

All men are the same!

I heard what you said.

"Take care of everything" my fat ass!

It's not what you think it is, Jim

There's nothin' going

on between us!

You mean you haven't done

anything yet?

So why did you call me

in such a state?

Like it was some kind of emergency?

Next time, let me explain

before you slap me.

Sorry.

So tell me...

which dog mauled you?

The dog at home.

I fed it too much and

it became fat and vicious.

Do you know what I do for a living?

I am the Chief of Special Investigations

under the Prime Minister.

My duty is to gather evidence on

corruption cases...

involving senior politicians.

Those who can't be touched by cops

and anti-corruption officers...

The prime minister's wife...

doesn't even know about my work.

So, I am here to ask you ladies...

...to be my spies.

To be your spies?

What make you think my sister

and I can do it?

'Cause your observation skills

are very impressive.

In other words...

...you are both nosy b*tches.

That wasn't a compliment.

Let me tell you something.

Everyone trusts their maids.

Maids can go anywhere they want

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