Luv Shuv Te Chicken Khurana

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Cigarette smoking

is injurious to health.

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Smoking causes cancer.

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Consumption of tobacco causes cancer,

heart and lung ailments, etc.

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The characters shown

in this film/programme..

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..do not endorse

or advocate the use of..

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..any tobacco product such as bidi,

cigarette, khaini, zarda, etc.

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Hi!

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Omi Khurana...

-Chang...

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Chang.

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Business or pleasure?

-Business...

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Business.

-Yeah!

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Nice girls... right?

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Yeah!

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You... you want to meet girIs?

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No problem!

-Come on...

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Okay!

-Yeah come on!

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Come on buddy.

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That's enough, guys.

Have some drinks, on the house!

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Beat it, Jackson.

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Tell me...

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Trust me, Shanty...

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l'II pay back every penny...

-Not penny, its pounds!

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Pounds with the Queen's portrait.

Fifty grand!

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Give me a few days...

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A few days? Why?

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Struck another deaI?

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Deal?

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l'll show you a bloody deal!

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Real estate... Stock market...

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you've blown up my money!

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How do you intend

to give it back?

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l could kill you and

sell your kidneys...

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Brother...

-Answer, Omi...

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l can't stop my finger

any longer...

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My home...

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l'll get my family

to send the money!

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You have a tree that sprouts

Pounds back in Punjab?

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Oh no, Shanty bro...

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my grandpa runs a renowned

eatery in Punjab...

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so it's Pounds aIl the way!

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Get them to transfer it tomorrow.

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lt's quite a bit...

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wouIdn't it be better to transfer

in smaller lots?

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Manty!

-Yes, brother?

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Meet my cousin Manty from

Jatanna new to UK.

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How's it going, man?

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All good, brother.

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Get him a return ticket to

Punjab and pack him off!

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Sure.

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He'll bring my Pounds.

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Oh no, Shanty bro l don't

need to go there!

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Unless you have my Pounds,

I won't let you come back.

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Don't do that...

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l've slogged hard for 10 years

to finaIIy settle down...

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lt's my dream, bro!

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lt's a fair deaI, Omi.

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l have your dream...

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you have my Pounds...

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Return my Pounds and

live your dream!

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Let's go, Manty.

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Get him on the plane.

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Let's go!

-Shanty bro...

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l said let's go!

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Shanty bro...

-Let's get his ticket to Punjab.

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Come on! We're getting late.

-Will you stop pulling me!

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Keep your voice down.

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Coming back from the UK?

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How can you tell?

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lt's written all over your face!

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Every day it's a new guy

at the airport...

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One whiff and l can

name the country!

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l'm kidding!

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l saw the tag on your luggage.

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After how many years

are you back?

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About 10-12 years...

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Whoa!

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That's a very long time!

-Yes.

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Your parents live with

you in London?

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No,

they passed away 20 years ago.

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My grandpa lives in Lalton.

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Why don't you just

look at the road!

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Stop!

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The red house on the left.

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