Lucky Numbers Page #5
I mean, the actual extraction
process is the easiest bit.
And, uh, that's that.
All that's left is between
You and your insurance company.
End of story. Easy as pie.
I, of course, would command
the standard 20 percent consultation fee.
- I figured that.
- You know, it's up to you, Russ.
I mean, only if you're ready
for something like this.
That visit to the podiatrist.
Well, it's like removing a bunion
or something.
An ingrown toe nail,
at the very most.
Funny. Okay. Okay.
Well, make the call then.
Good choice.
I was in the right place, but
it must've been the wrong time
but i must've used the wrong line
- I was on the right trip
- All right.
Let's do this cocksucker.
- [Continues]
- All right. Let's do it.
I've been running
trying to get hung up in mymind
This is so cool. You can just
come in here anytime you want.
Yeah, i got the keys, don't i?
All right. This one's
for Charlie Hustle, okay?
out of Cooperstown?
it must've been the right time
- Home run.
- I wasin the rightplace
It's happening right this second.
Send a squad car now!
I was in the right world,
but it seemed like a wrong, wrong
- [Sirens Wailing]
- Come on. Move it!
Let me just ask you one question,
Your Honor. Where's my bat?
Don't worry about your bat, a**hole.
[Phone Ringing]
[Ring]
- Yeah?
- I'm gonna break your f***ing face.
- What?
- You better have a bag of money...
the f***ing second they set bail,
or i'm telling them who hired me.
I also want an extra ten grand
for my pain and suffering.
- Are we clear, weatherman?
- No, we're not clear.
We're the furthest thing from clear.
I don't even know who you are.
Look. A second ago i was asleep.
And two seconds ago, i was
in a blueberry field with my mother,
and we were getting along
really well.
Save that for your psychiatrist.
I want my ten grand.
Stop it! Stop saying that!
- I don't have ten grand.
- Oh, no?
You'd better sell something
or kill someone. I don't care!
You just get me my f***ing money!
- What...
- [ Dial Tone ]
[ Sighs ]
Okay, Russ.
- [Woman] Russ Richards! Hi!
- How are you?
Merry Christmas.
Okay. Mmm.
- Scoop-a-doop, Russ, love.
- What are you doing here?
- Problem.
- What?
Dale the Thug's getting a bit pissy
about his ten grand.
Dale the Thug? Dale the Thug?
That's his nickname?
When did that happen?
Oh, that's childhood issues.
Trust me, you don't wanna know.
He was fine for a day or two,
but now he's had time to stew, see?
Good morning.
What can I get you?
- Can I have coffee? With milk.
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