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Enough of this sh*t!

We've been in this snafu

for 7 hours now!

So tell the company,

either they pay our way back,

or we occupy the plane!

Is that clear?

What're you doing?

Applauding, isn't it obvious?

A sign of approval. Don't know it?

We'll settle this when we arrive.

Listen. The authorities

are preventing us,

both in terms of their offer

and the dialog with the passengers,

from returning home.

So, we vote!

Who is for requisitioning the plane?

Who's against?

Who's for and against?

Requisitioning approved!

There we are.

See that?

Of course you didn't see anything.

In a flash,

the plane came under their control.

Nicely done.

All together, now!

We're the best!

And we're not leaving the plane.

We're good guys!

We're good and sane!

We'll confiscate the plane!

- You all right, Guy?

- Jeez!

You know what, Maude?

I always wanted to be a leftist.

I win!

It's my lucky day!

Not going to intervene?

No, I'm still on vacation.

They can beat each other to a pulp,

it's not my problem.

No way.

Honestly?

You bet.

What's this about confiscation?

What're you going to do now?

Stay on the plane? Then what?

You'll get off in the end.

Not if we take off.

You know how to fly a 737?

I don't.

He does.

What?

Sure, I know this plane.

Especially this one...

I've flown 35,000 hours on it.

Up at dawn,

with my little thermos of coffee.

The smell of jet fuel in the morning.

But you can't do that.

If it were up to me,

I'd take you home.

That I can do.

How long have we been stuck here?

Captain.

Come on.

Damn you.

Sure! He's a pilot.

He takes the controls and we take off?

Children, you're ridiculous.

What'll happen now?

In all likelihood,

within 2 hours they'll slit our throats.

We know too much.

Then they'll throw us to the rats.

The rats?

Yes,

the rats.

Like when Giscard died.

Giscard's not dead.

Sure.

That's what they say.

Captain.

Check APU, check.

Speed, check.

Check... Check...

You sickos are outta your minds!

I'm saving my neck.

Thank you.

Thank you for coming.

Where you going? You stay here.

The captain may need you.

I'm the captain.

You used to be.

After a retired pilot,

care for an ex-stewardess?

That depends. What for?

I don't get it.

That's not what I meant.

Do as you like. I'm going.

Word has it that...

That was low.

This is madness.

Clearance for takeoff, Inch'Allah.

All clear for takeoff.

Copy Ronan, Via, Alpha, Bravo...

Calling 02.

Have a good flight.

Good job.

Now follow our new steward to your seat.

We'll soon take off.

Captain Jean-Claude Bordier speaking.

Please fasten your seat belts.

We're about to fly to Paris-Beauvais.

Thank you for choosing me.

I hope you enjoy the flight.

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