Love Is All There Is Page #2

wants me sexually.

About your husband...

Yeah?

The Blessed Roscoe says...

there's no other woman

in his life.

Who's Fidella?

That's our cat.

He plays with her a lot.

That will taper off.

Here.

Burn these in your bedroom...

and he'll want lust from you.

The Blessed Roscoe says

it will be heartfelt but quick.

Look, it's a start.

About Rosario...

l'm smelling

a little problem...

but a deep one.

-Oh, no.

-Yes.

l'm smelling him

falling in love with a girl...

he's saying poetry to.

That's her.

He's playing Romeo tonight...

but it couldn't be

with this Juliet.

Smell for yourself.

l'm smelling him

loving so passionately...

nothing stands in his way.

This girl playing Juliet--

lsabel Fasuli--

she's a scuccamend!

And we're catering her wedding.

She's marrying

Vinny Baldilamente.

Blessed Roscoe?

Blessed Roscoe agrees.

l never thought

l'd lose him this soon.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

The meats

don't go in the sauce yet!

That's stupid!

Any dummy will tell you

they're ready for the sauce!

l catch you messing

with my sauce again...

behind my back l'll kick you

out of the kitchen!

You'll kick your sauce

out of the kitchen!

What's going on here?

Look at my meat.

ls it ready for the sauce yet?

No. You got to get out

more fat.

You're crazy! As crazy as him.

Ma, put your tooth back in.

l can't remember where l put it.

And don't call us crazy no more.

l always call you crazy.

lt never bothered you before.

lt always bothered me.

-lt bothers you, too?

-Of course!

You should have told me sooner.

l'm too old to change now.

Mikey...

l got to talk to you private.

Can we go up to the house?

Sure.

Rocco, stay with the sauce.

She tries anything funny...

throw yourself

in front of the pot.

Will you promise me that if

l tell you this problem...

you won't make fun of me?

l promise.

You know that l'm psychic.

Yeah?

And so is my friend Mona.

Mona the nut?

Mona is not a nut.

She's a clairvoyant

for a living...

and the Blessed Roscoe

told Mona...

that Rosario is going

to fall in love...

and give up everything

for his Juliet.

Every week, Mona's got

a different saint or angel...

that nobody ever heard of

who speaks only to her.

How can you believe this stuff?

Because Mona helps me find

the invisible forces here.

lt helps me discover

what l'm doing here on earth.

l discussed it in my prayers

with the Holy Mother...

and she said

it was OK with her.

You want me to ask her again?

-Dear Holy Mother--

-No, no, no.

Don't bother the Holy Mother

with something like this.

Look, l'm a little tired.

l want to take a nap.

You want to take a nap with me?

-Nap?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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