Love Is a Four Letter Word Page #3

I'd say, you're more

of a gay clich.

Eres mas pasiva que

la puta que te pario.

(You're more of a bottom than

the b*tch that gave you birth. )

He called me a gay clich.

Oh f*** him.

What does he want me to do?

Wear flannel and go hiking?

I'll show him gay clich.

Oh, no.

Would the crazy f*ggot

get off the furniture?.

Would the drag queen please

get a wardrobe budget?.

Security.

I'm Tess Tickles

and this is my show.

Get your paws off me.

Whoa.

Oh.

Hey there, shy boy.

Where do you live?

No, where do you live, stud?

I'm sick of changing my sheets.

Eightieth and Broadway.

Where do you live?

I live around the corner actually.

Bye.

I was starting to judge myself...

And I have the potential

to judge myself...

right back into a bar.

So I dumped that little pee-wee,

cause ain't nobody taking

my f***ing sobriety.

No way. No how.

Ain't gonna happen.

Hi, I'm Marilyn and

I'm an alcoholic.

Hi Marilyn.

Thanks for the share, Sheila.

I'm still having

trouble... Letting go.

I'm having trouble

getting to step three...

But thanks to my sponsor

Trisha, I think I'll get there.

I'm learning to appreciate

the little things in life.

You know, like cranberry juice.

I used to resent

cranberry juice because...

it made my vodka taste so...

I don't know...

Sweet.

Now I realize cranberry

juice can be really tasty.

Straight up.

Luke?

Try to look busy.

The owner said he

might come by today.

What do you want me to do?

I don't know... Dust porn.

You know, I never in

a million years...

imagined I'd grow up to be this -

A duster of porn.

Who said you're grown up?

God knows you're no

spring chicken...

...but as far as fitting into the...

sociological

framework of an adult?

Eh-eh.

I suppose you learned all this...

sociology mumbo-jumbo

at the New School?

Before they kicked you out?

They didn't kick me out. I left.

Well, I didn't have to

waste time at college...

to learn about sociology.

Did you know that some

study on the correlation...

between penis size

and various things -

Found that there is no

connection whatsoever...

with the size of the feet?.

And you bring this up because...?

The study did claim however,

there is a connection between

penis size and height.

But I often find glaring

exceptions to that rule.

Well maybe their sampling

wasn't as big as yours.

True.

So why did you leave?

What?.

School?

My parents stopped

helping me with tuition...

after I came out to them.

Ouch.

They decided New York wasn't

the best place for me -

And instead enrolled me at

some religious school in Ohio.

Eww.

That's why I didn't go back.

Black anal lickers.

I think I know that guy.

That's a picture of an ass.

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