Love Fiction Page #3

I wondered what time it was

in New York and answered.

Hello?

Hello, Mr. KHOO.

Did I call too late?

I have a horrible memory.

I moved departments and found

your letter while cleaning.

If I didn't, I would've called when I quit.

I was dying here, and she's joking!

I'm hungry.

Wanna get something?

Sure. What do you like?

I enjoyed reading your novel.

Which one?

Is there another book besides

'Memoirs from the Basement'?

That's the only one officially published.

So, what are you working on these days?

It's called 'Femme Fatale',

but I can't get it started.

Like 'Femme Fatale' by Brian De Palma?

I've been planning to read

Brian's book, but I haven't yet.

It's a movie.

Oh, right.

Why aren't you eating?

Don't you like pork?

I'm happy just watching you eat.

- Have some.

- Okay.

- It's good.

- Okay.

Thanks.

That's tiny.

Right.

You can't eat meat?

Actually, yes.

- Why didn't you tell me?

- I'm sorry.

But your wrap tastes good.

You can eat meat wraps?

Cuz the meat is covered with vegetables.

It's okay if you don't see the meat?

Then, I feel less repulsed to it.

Appearances must be important

to you in judging people then.

I think appearances are important

in judging people.

What clothes they like.

What color.

Running shoes or heels.

Horn-rimmed or

rimless glasses.

Straight posture when walking

or a splay-footed walk.

Doesn't that say a lot about a person?

It's true. I'm a firm believer

of appearances.

I started thinking like this

from high school.

Our class motto was

'Look good in form.'

That was our homeroom teacher's theory.

Form's important.

No matter what sport, learn the form

then you'll master the sport.

It was his simple theory in sports.

I could copy Denis Bergkamp's

shoot and turn pretty well.

I got chosen on our class team

for the school's soccer matchup.

But the kids in class 7

played like their ignorant drill teacher.

Forget form, they ran around

in clumps like in the army

and humiliated us doing

ballet on the field.

Yes!

With the humiliating

score of 8:
0

our teacher, the gym teacher,

was put to shame.

That's hilarious.

Wanna hear something even funnier?

Sure.

During summer vacation.

The teacher gave us homework.

What?

Circumcision.

- For homework?

- Yup.

He said, when a man sleeps with a woman,

it's embarrassing if it isn't tucked.

There's a guy who lived

in Europe till grade 9.

He kept saying his family

forbids circumcision.

Know that the teacher said?

Nip it.

Ah, I'm sorry.

That was stupid.

Guys like that kind of jokes, right?

Tell me about you.

I've been babbling on here.

About what? Ask me.

Well, about how you lived.

The most insulting thing

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