Love Crazy

Synopsis: Steve and Susan Ireland are about to celebrate their 4th wedding anniversary by re-enacting their first date. When Susan's meddling mother interrupts and injures herself. Steve is left to take care of her and when he meets an old flame in the elevator--Susan's mother takes the opportunity to break-up their marriage. She convinces Susan that Steve is cheating on her-Susan files for divorce. Steve has one solution to save his marriage...Pretend he is insane.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Jack Conway
Production: MGM
Rotten Tomatoes:
99 min

and backwards at that.

- Yes.

- Oh, yes.

Well, what about the rowing?

I can't row backwards.

Of course, you can.

Backwards is exactly

the way you do row. Yeah.

Only that way, you row this way.

Why, you're perfectly right.

I never realized it.

Well, then, I don't see

why we shouldn't do just as you say.

Don't move a muscle.



- Oh, Martha. Martha, look.

- Yes, Mr. Ireland?

We've changed our minds

about having dinner at midnight,

and we decided to have it

at the regular time.

- Oh, Mr. Ireland, not really!

- Oh, it'll be all right.

And, Martha,

will you serve the dinner backwards?

- All right, sir... How?

- Backwards.

You know, start with dessert

and finish with soup. See?

Are you sure you want it that way?

Oh, yes, it'll be fine, it'll be fine!

All right, but you won't like it!

Well, 1:

Now, let's see,

what was the first thing I did?

Oh, I turned out the lights.

Wait, you forgot to wind the clock.

Oh, yeah. I forgot to remember.

Yes, I set the alarm for 12:00.

You were going to lunch

with your mother.

The next thing you did

was to crack your ankle on that post.

Oh, yeah. Well, if you don't mind,

I'll just skip that part of the routine.

Then the next...

Oh, darling,

you know, you shouldn't be allowed

to stand in the moonlight like that.

It ought to be against the law,

like other strong drugs.

- I don't remember your saying that before.

- I should have.

Oh, darling! You must be furious!

No, dear, just terribly, terribly hurt!

Sounds like the doorbell.

- Martha will answer it.

Maybe she'll let them in.

Oh, no, I'll take care of that!

Whoever it is, they shall not pass!

Happy anniversary to you

Happy anniversary to you

Happy anniversary, Mr. And Mrs. Ireland

Happy anniversary to you

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William Ludwig

William Ludwig (May 16, 1912 – February 7, 1999) was an American screenwriter. He won, with Sonya Levien, an Oscar for "Best Writing, Story and Screenplay" in 1955 for Interrupted Melody. Other notable works include the screenplay for the 1955 production of Oklahoma!. Ludwig graduated from Columbia University in 1932. He died of complications from Parkinson disease. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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