Life Is Ruff Page #2

AH, GOOD BOY.

GOOD BOY.

OH, ISN'T THA LITTLE DOG CUTE?!

CALVIN, WE NEED

THAT BOOK.

I BROUGHT IT,

BUT, UH--

SIMON, COME ON, MAN,

WE HAD A DEAL. OK?

NOW SLIP IT IN:

ONE OF THE NEWSPAPERS

IN THE RACK,

BY THE DOOR. YEAH.

LOOK, CALVIN,

YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA

GET ME SOMETHING COOL

FOR THIS.

SOMETHING HI-TECH.

MAN, YOU'RE HOLDING IT.

THAT CELL PHONE:

IS A RANYO SCH-600, MAN.

THAT CELL PHONE:

DOESN'T EVEN

COME OUT IN THE U.S.

UNTIL NEXT YEAR. ENJOY.

I DON'T KNOW, CALVIN.

I FEEL LIKE:

A TRAITOR OR SOMETHING.

CALVIN? HELLO?

ARE YOU THERE? HELLO?

CALVIN, ARE

YOU THERE? HELLO?

GOOD BOY. GOD BOY.

LET'S SKATEBOARD.

GOOD BOY.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

[CROWD YAWNS]

THANK YOU.

JACQUES AND I THANK YOU.

IF JACQUES AND I DIDN' FIRE UP THIS TEAM,

NOTHING WILL.

[CROWD CHEERS

AND BAND PLAYS]

YO, FIGG!

COME HERE!

WHERE'S CALVIN

AT, MAN?

WE'RE GONNA GE CRUSHED OUT THERE!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

HE'LL BE HERE.

THIS IS JUST LIKE

ISSUE 511 OF GOTHAM MAN.

All:
WHAT?!

WHERE THE NAMELESS ONE

STOLE THE BLUEPRINTS

FROM THE GOTHAM CAVE.

FIGG, IF WE

LOSE THIS GAME,

WE'RE GONNA

NEED SOMEONE:

TO TAKE OUR:

FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON,

ARE YOU FEELIN' ME?

All:
WILDCATS!

GO, WILDCATS!

YO, FIGG!

OH, CALVIN.

YO, THIS SHOULD

EVEN THINGS UP A LITTLE.

HA HA!

THE WESTLAKE PLAYBOOK!

YES!

YEAH!

CALVIN,

I CANNOT BELIEVE

YOU PULLED THIS OFF.

RICH, PLEASE,

PAY THE MAN.

GRR! HA!

GOTHAM MAN. ISSUE #2.

All:
OOH.

WE ARE GOING TO:

WIN THIS THING, GUYS.

THIS IS:

PROMISED LAND TIME,

AND I'M TAKIN' US THERE,

Y'ALL!

COME ON! LET'S DO THIS!

LET'S GO!

WHOO! YEAH, BABY!

GAME TIME, BABY! YEAH!

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

IT'S ME AND JACQUES.

OUR CHAMPIONSHIP SPIRI IS, LIKE, TOTALLY CONTAGIOUS.

DO YOU HAVE THE STUFF

TO BE A CHAMPION?

GOTTA FEEL THE LIFE,

GOTTA FEEL THE THUNDER

DEAL WITH ANGUISH, ANGER,

REACH DOWN IN YOURSELF

HIS PLAYING'S NO STRANGER,

YOU CAN TELL:

MOMENTS AND OPPONENTS

ARE BROKEN DOWN:

YOU NEED A BRAVE HEART,

GOTTA PLAY ON:

WITH POWER, SKILL,

AND GRACE:

WE WILL DISGRACE ANYONE

WHO STEPS IN MY FACE

NOW I'M GONNA PRESS YOU

WE'RE THE NEW SCHOOL,

TAKE A DOUBLE SCOOP

SO WE'RE TAKING ON

ALL WE WANT:

AND WE'VE BEEN LEARNIN'

AND REHEARSIN'

FOR A REASON:

GUESS WHO'S OUT OF GAS?

I KNEW YOU WERE:

GONNA BURN IT ALL THE WAY

GUESS WHO'S OUT OF GAS?

I DO WHAT WE WANT,

AND WE'RE HERE TO STAY

WE WOULD:

LIKE TO THANK:

THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY

OF BEDFORD JUNIOR HIGH

WHO CAME OUT HERE

FOR THIS SEASON:

TO SUPPORT US.

COME ON, Y'ALL.

BUT WE COULD NO HAVE DONE THIS

WITHOUT THE HELP

OF A VERY,

VERY SPECIAL FAN.

WE ARE DEDICATING

THIS ONE TO HIM.

THIS IS:

SO EMBARRASSING.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, EVERYONE.

IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.

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