Liars All Page #2

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Thanks for

your honesty, pal.

F***.

I kept hoping he'd come

to his senses about missy

And reconsider me.

I love him, I guess.

Cheers, cheers.

Were you in love with her?

If I loved her

and I couldn't have her,

That'd be motive, right?

You're asking me?

I'm so glad you're here.

Whoa, mike!

Tell me, what did you

do to piss mike off?

Uh, I suppose I had some

things that he wanted.

Um...

some measure

of wealth,

Success,

confidence.

Most of all, I suppose,

I had missy.

And if he couldn't have her,

Then I guess

filming me with her

Was the next best thing.

Until we split.

No, I think he hates

me for leaving her,

But he hates her more

for still wanting me back.

Whose turn is it?

It's Dennis's turn.

What?

Hey.

Whose turn is it?

Uh, it's someone's turn.

Uh, that would be

you, d-Man. Boop!

It's not my turn.

All right.

Monsieur?

"Steal something of value

from a complete stranger."

So what, I'm supposed

to rob someone?

Ooh, and it can't be

one of us.

Right. Too risky.

I can't do it.

Really? Just like that,

Dennis? Mr. Quitter?

I'm not quitting. It's just...

That's why they call it a dare.

So I get arrested

for filching some sh*t?

If only.

I'll go along. Make it

seem like a college prank.

If we take a pretty girl, we can

pretty much get away with anything.

I'll go as witness. And how

about we up the stakes,

And both you guys

have to steal something?

And when you come back,

you'll get a reward.

What kind of reward?

F*** it, all right?

You get caught,

it's a slap on the wrist.

Me, it's in the news.

I'm suspended.

Casey leaves me.

I lose everything.

Oh!

So what are

we waiting for?

Quiet. Guys, shh.

Why are we stopping?

All right.

That'll do.

What's a little breaking and

entering among friends, right?

Come on, mate.

This is so illegal.

Remind me again

why we're doing this.

- Please be careful.

- Mike, come on.

That's my jersey.

Take it off.

What? It was cold.

And besides,

It's the least you owe me, right...

A little souvenir?

You are seriously bent.

I'd make a decent thief.

Hey, how's Casey, Dennis?

She miss you?

Look, you have got to release

those claws, all right?

I'm in love with her.

It's happening.

Dennis, I'm sorry,

but I know you,

And you're gonna get bored within 5

minutes and then what's gonna happen?

You're delusional. You're not

gonna let this go, are you?

Turn it off, mike.

I've never made you

any promises, miss.

That's true, but consequences

mean more than promises.

I mean, they can't

exactly bend.

That sounds like something

that Michael would say.

That's 'cause

I did say it.

It's a real shame we never

had a proper goodbye f***.

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