Les ripoux Page #2

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-I have the exam in 2 years.

Do you want to become a chief?

-Yes, of course.

You don't like the street?

You prefer the office?

A bet for 200 francs.

Do you want to be in for 50%?

No, thanks.

You don't like horses either?

No, I don't like to gamble.

This is going to be fun.

Hello.

-Hi.

Hello.

-Hello.

Is the problem solved?

-Put everything on number 12.

Not on 17? You'll regret it.

-We'll see.

It's written in the stars.

-Place this bet for me.

Don't start crying afterwards.

Let me through, please.

Excuse me.

Do you often have lunch here, sir?

Sir? Just call me by my first name.

-Oh no.

I respect the hierarchy.

I couldn't do that.

Are you married?

No, not until I'm a

police chief.

Any earlier would be...

I think we're going

to have fun together.

I didn't join the police force

to have fun.

I already had that impression.

The bill, please.

-You want to pay?

Never mind. This is the cheapest

caf of Paris.

I'm sorry, but I'm paying.

The bill, please.

- Individually, please.

Right away.

Here's your change.

Bye, all.

I may be from the province,

but I'm not an idiot.

Why do you say that?

I saw that they gave you back

100 francs too much.

What? They gave me back 400 from 500.

What are you on about?

I'm warning you.

I'm not like that.

Me neither, chief of police.

Robbery in the Rue du Delta.

Suspect fleeing towards Barbs.

Oh, sh*t.

Come on. We're listening to RTL

and the thief is getting away.

The horses are running as well.

Go. Run, Jolie Bgonie.

Run. Come on. Go!

Juniau. Juniau attacks.

Jolie Bgonie holds her own. No!

Sh*t.

I should have placed a different bet.

I'm such an idiot.

The thief was arrested

at Boulevard Barbs.

See? Why get all worked up?

My horse didn't win

and the thief was arrested anyway.

A burglar at 12 Rue Myrrha.

That's around the corner. Let's go there.

TV122 goes after the burglary.

-Got it.

Not so fast. Let's get him here.

Police, don't move!

-Don't shoot!

Get the handcuffs from the car.

-Didn't you bring them?

They ruin my pockets. Go!

Didn't I tell you to disappear?

Next time, I'll take you in. Get lost.

No, upstairs.

Where is he?

-I let him go.

He blew the whistle on a pimp.

-But we caught him red-handed.

There are many little fish like him.

If we want to catch big fish, we need

information from little guys like him.

So, if I understand it correctly:

We let one go because

he gives us information.

Using this information we

catch the next one.

He gives us a lead on the third one, etc, etc.

So we collect lots of information,

but we arrest nobody.

Prisons are all full anyway.

How's the new guy doing?

-He's an idiot.

The only medal he'll win is

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