Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood Page #2

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Mmmm... no.

- What, you got plans?

- No, I ain't got no plans.

Well, what's up then?

When we going to hang out?

We ain't gonna hang out.

Besides, what we do anyway

if we went on a date?

See, first of all,

we'll go somewhere real nice.

Then we'll drive to the beach,

lay out a blanket...

you can have one of them

tight-ass bikinis on,

then all the dudes'll be staring,

like "Damn, she is fine!"

The only thing is you're with me,

so they would suffer.

- That sounds good.

- For real?

Except for a few things.

One, you ain't got no car

to drive us in.

Two, you ain't got no money.

And three,

you ain't got me.

Oh... hey,

what about Saturday?

(sighs)

No? Sunday?

- Emily:
How about dentistry?

- Woman:
Huh-uh, girl,

I do not want to be sticking my hands

down people's nasty-ass mouths all day.

(pop, hissing)

Woman:
Oh my God.

Emily:
Looks like you're gonna

be taking a bus to school.

Come on, it's just a car.

When is it going

to get better for us, Em?

Why our lives

got to be like this?

We just got the bitter end

of things right now.

But it's going to get better.

- Promise?

- Promise.

Besides, you don't want

that old beat up car.

You're too cute for that car.

I know, huh.

Come on.

I thought you were

saving your money up.

You coming or what?

This building should've fell down

yesterday. I'm not going in there.

If you're scared...

okay.

I'm not scared.

Hi.

Oh.

Good to see you again,

Erika.

Um, it's Emily.

- (laughing)

- Close enough.

What are you laughing at, Lisa?

(Emily snickers)

- How do you know my name?

- Come, sit.

All will be revealed.

I see peril coming.

Danger awaits you.

- Rory?

- Is that why we came here?

- Hush, Linda.

- Lisa.

You've suffered a great loss,

like so many other times

in your life.

It began with the loss

of your parents,

and it has come to this.

The nest egg you have

created is gone,

along with the bird

that stole it.

I see wealth in your future.

You will come

into it very soon.

Oh, child, I speak of riches

beyond your wildest dreams.

That sounds good.

But it must be denied,

for it will come

at a high price.

Wait, wait, why it got

to be denied?

At what price?

The very fabric of your essence

will be torn apart.

It must be denied.

Heed my words,

Erika and Linda.

(exhales heavily)

An evil so dark will come

to reclaim it.

(screams)

(panting)

Does that always happen?

(exhales heavily)

Whoo!

This that good sh*t, dawg.

Rory don't play.

(barks)

You know you want some

of this, dawg.

No, no, you can't have none.

Huh-uh, this is my bud.

If you want your own,

you better go out and get a job,

get paid, and then you'll be able

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