Lejdis Page #3

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Hi, honey.

Cut it out, Szymek is here.

Cheers, young lad!

I said "Cheers, young lad!"

I'm going to play football.

How about the film with Szyc?

- With Szyc? Come on.

- Then maybe...

I can't go today.

- You promised!

- I know I promised, honey.

- But unfortunately, again...

- Baej?

- Another attack.

- What this time?

- The washing machine.

- God!

Yeah, and about the thing...

Would you be so kind?

- You know...

- Don't mention it!

Shirts sixty degrees,

socks and sweaters thirty.

- Shirts 60, socks 30.

- Don't mix the colours.

- Yeah, I know, now I know.

- Thanks.

Mum...

Stop whining!

I'll leave in a second.

- It's not about the bathroom.

- What is it?

Sleep with who you want.

But must you mix our undies?

It's humiliating for me!

Szymek, it's not how

you think it is.

- Yeah, right...

- Marek is a good man.

- All heroes are dead mum.

- I'm serious, honey.

He's sacrificed for years.

- A hero!

- He is! I've seen it!

Baej is in a wheelchair, Marek

has to feed him, calm him down.

- Change his diapers.

- It's dreadful!

Baej has anxiety attacks.

He cries for days,

he yells at washing machines.

I saw it!

Honey, it was awful...

So maybe we could help

Marek with his laundry?

You have to be a bit human honey.

I'm sorry...

- A new one?

- Yeah.

- It's illegal?

- Legal, Wojtek's.

- Wojtek who?

- I told you! He moved in recently.

- You didn't say anything.

- I did, but you didn't listen!

- I play football with him.

- What? Exercise is good for you.

- I love you.

- I know, mum!

I know you know.

You're so scrupulous,

we had to delay the press again!

- There were errors!

- No!

Millions of women wait for the new issue

and you're talking about commas?

Screw the commas,

no one else in this country

knows where to put them!

What grand piano?!

Are you mad?!

I didn't order a piano!

I'm telling you I don't give

a f*** about pianos!

Later! I don't know how later!

You call and find out!

People are vultures!

They ring and say there's piano,

and to come sign the bill!

Completely mad!

- Did you buy a piano?

- Do I look like a moron?!

Tomek bought it, dumbass.

- I hope I didn't disturb you?

- No, never!

We're just chatting

a bit about work.

A VIP pass for a year,

all inclusive.

- I shouldn't.

- We have new treatments!

Asian peeling knocks off 10 years.

- I really shouldn't.

- It's an honour for my club.

And for my magazine which

I have the honour of running.

Can I take my friend

for two-three hours?

- You're most welcome.

- Wonderful.

- See you at the club. Bye!

- Goodbye!

Excuse me.

They slipped out...

Without the passes, the b*tch

would have fired me long ago.

You should be the editor!

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