LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack of the Legion of Doom!

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Daily Planet News with Lois Lane.

Today's top story: justice by sea.

Looks like Black Manta

is the catch of the day.

Justice by land.

Oh. This Penguin

is going to need an ice pack.

- Ha-ha.

-Aah!

Justice in space.

I bet Sinestro is now aware

of the gravity of his situation.

I hope supervillains have health insurance

because it looks like they're gonna need it.

Since the Justice League's formation

months ago, they have yet to lose a battle.

From now on,

if you wanna see any supervillain footage...

you'll have to watch The World's Most

Ridiculous and Embarrassing Videos.

Back to the actual news.

The Army's prototype nuketron reactor

began operating today.

This experimental power plant will generate

more energy than the combined--

Enough of that.

Despite her bad grammar

and terrible reporting...

...the intrepid Lois Lane is correct.

The Justice League

is putting us out of business.

You paint a picture as black as the bottom

of the Mariana Trench, Luthor.

Surely things can't be that bad.

No, Manta, Luthor is right.

Our glass is half empty

and the full half is full of failure.

In the past, each of us fighting a lone hero

had some chance of winning.

But now, against all of them?

I say to you...

...that if the supercriminals of the world

want to survive...

...we too must band together and form,

not a league of justice...

...but a legion.

A Legion of Doom.

Ah, sheesh.

They went for it.

Everything is going

according to my plan.

Your plan, Luthor?

I'm allowing your participation in my plan

because it serves my purpose.

Summon them.

Summon the world's vilest villains here...

...to this, this Hall of Doom...

...to begin my conquest of the Earth.

And so the Justice League falls

to Darkseid.

Booyah!

Surrender now, Dork-sew.

You are no match for my power, child.

Heads up.

In your face.

World's best cyborg! Ow!

I put the boogie in the berg

The Cyborg

You saved my life, Cyborg.

- Batman's life.

-Mm-hm.

-Impressive. We should hang out more.

-Whoo!

Sure, Batman. That would be great.

I've got a pool table back at the Batcave

and--

Wait, what? Pools? Pools sound great.

I'd just totally love to play pool with--

Uh, huh?

Oh, dang, it was a dream?

Oh, no, no, no. I overslept.

I'm gonna be late.

I'm gonna be late for the meeting.

Again.

Stupid cord.

You're late, Cyborg.

Uh, hi, everybody.

Vic, don't you have like an atomic clock

built into you?

Sorry about-- Heh-heh. I ju--

I was up late working on a secret project,

which--

Think nothing of it, young Cyborg.

We started without you.

After waiting a million years,

which feels like 5 million years to me.

- The downside of super-speed.

-Relax, Flash. Have a doughnut.

Oh, boy.

Hey, wait a minute.

There's only one.

Mom raised me to have manners.

That doughnut should go to you,

Wonder Woman.

Well, that's very chivalrous, Flash, but--

Pfft. Him? Chivalrous? Are you kidding?

Offering you a doughnut?

- Whoa!

-A princess should have a throne.

Hal, I'm Wonder Woman,

I certainly don't require special--

There. Delicacies from around the world.

Food fit for the palate of a princess.

Okay, sit down, both of you.

Sit.

As you know, it's election day.

We'll be voting for a new hero

to lead the Justice League.

Please, everyone, vote with your heart.

I beg to differ, Man of Steel.

Vote for the candidate

who makes hard decisions...

...based on cold data

and infallible instincts.

Now, I suggest we take that vote.

- I vote for Wonder Woman.

-I'm not even running.

She's a write-in and I'm voting for her.

Twice.

My vote goes to Superman,

who is actually running.

My vote goes to the Dark Knight.

- No offense, Superman.

-Oh, none taken.

Hmm. Looks like a tie...

...since Superman and I undoubtedly voted

for ourselves.

That never even occurred to me.

I voted for you.

And the winner is Batman.

All right, Dark Knight. Up high.

Congratulations, Batman.

The people have spoken and my absolute faith

in the system assures me...

...that you are clearly the correct leader.

The trouble alert.

A robbery at Metropolis

First National Bank.

- What's the word, chief?

-The word, Flash, is "go."

Freeze!

Hold it right there, Joker.

I'm not the Joker. I'm the Trickster.

Totally different.

Would the Joker attack

with a can of snakes?

- Yeah. Yeah. He probably would.

-Sounds like him.

- Whoa!

- Aah!

- Huh?

-Hey, the Joker just blew up our car.

No. That's not even a joke.

It's a trick. Like trick shoes.

The Joker doesn't have trick shoes.

I'm the Trickster. The Trickster.

- Ah!

-Ah. Our old friend, the Trickster.

Finally. He gets me.

I know he isn't really our friend.

I was being ironic.

And now for my next trick:

a disappearing act.

I'm not a fan of this guy's tricks.

There.

Justice League, split up and find him.

And watch out for his corny tricks.

No escape for you now, Trickster.

I got this, Flash.

No, I got this.

The oldest trick in the book.

Wait till Wonder Woman hears

that you fell for a banana. Unh!

No sign of him.

You can't hide from my x-ray vision,

Trickster.

I found him.

End of the line for you, Trickster.

Huh?

We'll flush you out of this sewer

soon enough, Trickster.

My sensors are picking up movement

in this tunnel.

There's something down there.

Whoa!

Looks like a job for my Bat-dental floss.

You've gimmicked your last gimmick,

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