Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon Page #2

would keep coming after me.

So I set up a gauntlet of traps

and waited for the beast.

And when he was ready...

...he charged!

And then I ran like the wind!

Bur the traps failed!

Then, captured

I did what any brave Viking would do...

- Help!

- The gods must have heard my prayer.

It was Thor!

He tossed a mighty thunderbolt.

- You missed!

- Wait for it...

Then, from the center

of the earth, blasted forth...

...the hammerhead yak

riding the hammerhead whale!

Deploy the yak.

Yes! Oh, my back!

Whoa! The whale saluted you?

Can you believe it'?

But the Boneknapper got away again.

- He found me on...

- Are you kidding?

- I don't believe any of this.

- You totally made everything up!

- It's time to get out of here.

- We need to get home.

You don't even have any proof

that that thing exists.

Of course I have proof.

l still have the treasure.

This stunning belt buckle.

It was in the Viking's treasure chest.

It's kept my pants up for years.

- It is stunning.

- Listen, Gobber?

Instead of chasing down

an imaginary dragon,

maybe we should figure out

how to get home.

Say no more! I hear you loud and clear.

I've got a plan.

All right. Whod like to be dragon bait?

Gobber, are you sure this is safe?

Safety's overrated.

OK, herds the plan.

The Boneknapper wants me, right?

He comes down that trail,

sees Fishlegs, thinks it's me,

rushes Fishlegs,

causing Phil to trip that rope,

dropping that ribcage and then we rush in and finish him off, once and for all!

It's sad when they get old.

Gobber, you're taking

this way too far, OK'?

You need to face it. There is

no such thing as the Boneknapper.

Wormsquat! Now, get into position.

Way to go, Fishlegs!

You're doing fine!

No wonder the entire

village thinks you're crazy.

Hello'? He sees dead Vikings.

- Yeah, especially that thing about.

- Guys?

- This is a waste of time.

- Guys!

Turn around! Guys, guys!

What?

It's right behind us, isn't it?

Well, what do you know? No roar.

Run!

OK, Gobber, we believe you!

Phil!

Find a happy place,

find a happy place.

No, no, please! Please!

He wants my head!

I swear he wants my head!

Bring it on!

You wait till I get out there...

Wait. It searches for the perfect bone

to build its coat of armor.

The treasure!

Gobber, take off your pants.

- No!

- Wait, listen to me.

I think Fishlegs was right.

The Boneknapper is

supposed to have a roar.

But maybe he cant because the bone

he needs is your belt buckle.

Gobber, please,

you have to give it back.

No way. It's mine!

Give him back his bone!

No!

- Give him back his bone!

No!

No... All right.

Gobber!

All right, you've got me.

Make it fast.

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