Le divorce de Patrick

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dieudonné

Where in the country?.

To see a buyer about a painting.

Of course.

Lamb raised near Mont St. Michel.

I went to see Mont St. Michel!

So, what do you think

of that senator of yours?.

The chap that kept a diary

of all his sexual exploits.

I'm sorry?.

Perhaps you haven't followed the affair

with the same eagerness as we have.

We are fully informed about his secretaries,

who were so obliging to him.

Very discreetly, he calls them only S-1.

-S for sex.

-S-2, S-3.

-S-4, S-5, S-6....

-No, no.

Gennie, that's enough.

And when he asked S-1, or was it S-4...

...to explain the power he had over her,

she said it was his hair.

Apparently he blow-dries it

not using any gel...

...so that it always comes out

with the right amount of....



Why are adultery and fornication

treated as the greatest joke on Earth?.

I don't think they're always so comic.

Me too.

Well, many things in this world can be

treated as tragedy rather than comedy.

Such as all senators will like

pretty young women.

Also, I'm free to watch Gennie

whenever you want.

It's no problem whatsoever.

Can you do me a favor?.

Where are you?. Tell me.

I forgot my contact lenses.

Can we meet at the Flore?.

Why?. Why can't you come here?.

Gennie's asking for you.

What am I supposed to tell her?

Tell her...

... I'm thinking of her all the time.

-And me?.

-What did you say?.

Are you thinking of me?.

Sure I am. I'm thinking of all of us.

Do you--?.

Do you still love me?.

So you don't want to bring them?.


-Don't hang up.


I'm going out.

-Charles-Henri wants me to meet him.

-I'll go with you.

-No. You don't have to.

-I want to.

I can't believe I agreed to do this.

Why do I just let him walk all over me?.

Did you hear that?. No.

-What did he say?.

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Dieudonné M'bala M'bala (born 11 February 1966), generally known by his stage name Dieudonné (French: [djø.dɔ.ne]), is a French comedian, actor, and political activist. His father is from Cameroon, his mother from France. He has been accused of and convicted for hate speech, advocating terrorism and slander in Belgium and in France. Dieudonné initially achieved success working with comedian Élie Semoun, humorously exploiting racial stereotypes. He campaigned against racism and was a candidate in the 1997 and 2001 legislative elections in Dreux against the National Front, the French far-right political party that he perceived as racist. On 1 December 2003, Dieudonné performed a sketch on a TV show about an Israeli settler whom he depicted as a Nazi. Some critics argued that he had "crossed the limits of antisemitism" and several organizations sued him for incitement to racial hatred. Dieudonné refused to apologize and denounced Zionism and the Jewish lobby.Dieudonné approached Jean-Marie Le Pen, leader of the National Front political party that he had fought earlier, and the men became political allies and friends. Holocaust denier Robert Faurisson appeared in one of his shows in 2008. Dieudonné described Holocaust remembrance as "memorial pornography". Dieudonné has been convicted in court eight times on antisemitism charges. Dieudonné subsequently found himself with increasing frequency banned from mainstream media, and many of his shows were cancelled by local authorities. Active on the internet and in his Paris theater, Dieudonné has continued to have a following. His quenelle signature gesture became notorious in 2013, particularly after footballer Nicolas Anelka used the gesture during a match in December 2013. Alexander Stille, writing for The New Yorker, characterized his recent appearances and videos as "unfunny", "tasteless" rants in which the "Jewish lobby" and "Israel lobby" are characterized as controlling world affairs.After Dieudonné was recorded during a performance mocking a Jewish journalist, suggesting it was a pity that he was not sent to the gas chambers, French Interior Minister Manuel Valls stated that Dieudonné was "no longer a comedian" but was rather an "anti-Semite and racist" and that he would seek to ban all Dieudonné's public gatherings as a public safety risk. His shows were banned and Aurelié Filippetti even spoke about an effort to get Daily Motion and YouTube to take his videos offline. Dieudonné changed the name of his show (to Asu Zoa) and was packing the house a few months later. On 20 January 2017, the Court of Appeals of Liège confirmed a first instance sentence of two months of jail time and a 9.000 euros fine for Dieudonné's anti-Semitic remarks in a performance on Herstal in 14 March 2012.Dieudonné has also been known to associate with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (President of Iran from 2005 to 2013), who has himself been accused of describing the Holocaust as a myth. On 25 February 2015, Ahmadinejad tweeted "Visiting an old friend, a great artist." The tweet included photographs of himself and Dieudonné, arms around each other, smiling. The two also met in 2009 during a visit by Dieudonné to the Islamic Republic of Iran where they reportedly discussed their shared anti-Zionist views. more…

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