Last Caress Page #2

don't you think it's complicated enough?

we saw a ghost, didn't we,

something in the dark, a vision, if you like.

you saw it too, right?

your turn.

call a doctor?

with what we smoked last night,

we might as well call the cops.

and have you seen the state the house is in?

she's fine, she just freaked out.

we all know that.

ok. I vote for waiting

until her cousin shows up...

or at least until she wakes up.

what a f***ed up plan.

no, really, great week end!

what do we do?

- what's she saying?

- she's going to take a bath.

- that's great!

- alone.

great!

I'm almost done.

you...

maybe you want me to scrub your back?

well...

ok.

f***!

where's the corkscrew?

hey, artist girl.

what're you creating?

I'm drawing something beautiful.

have a look at this.

how do you like this model?

a small-scale model.

what do you want me to draw?

- there's nothing to see.

- whatever's going on between you...

and the young lady behind me.

I'm not even counting the fat rolls.

what's your problem?

big belly, small dick.

am I the first to tell you?

I see. you're into fashion model types

with six-packs and all, right?

we're all like that, it's just our nature.

I thought artist chicks

wanted something else,

someone a little more special,

I don't know, anything but an action figure?

that's just a load of bull.

not even an artist like you?

Iisten!

artists...

they drink...

they stink...

they're poor...

and they die in attics.

nothing to get worked up about.

f***! did you do this?

we haven't left each other's sight

for a second!

probably someone

who doesn't like your load of bull.

very funny, fatso.

I'll just go over to the bathroom

see if i can rub

my little fishtail

against our beautiful mermaid.

at the very Ieast, i'll get to watch

since she can't hear anything.

are you just going to leave me here alone

with an a**hole who f***ed up my drawing?

you're the only a**hole here.

you're a pain in the ass,

you're dumb and you're agressive. ok?

and since I'm not a masochist,

i'll go look elsewhere.

my dad always told me I lacked ambition.

that'll teach me to hit on a "not-so-bad".

- not-so-bad?

- yeah.

you don't know the theory.

about not-so-bads and hotties?

it's simple.

you have this chick, not so bad but not hot.

you try your luck because

you think she'll be more accessible.

but since she's not very beautiful,

she'll feel the need to be a pain in the ass

and be dumb and be agressive.

go on.

a hottie has nothing to prove.

if she likes you, she'll sayyes.

if she doesn't, she'll say a polite no.

but she doesn't feel

the need to piss you off.

selene is a hottie.

you're just a not-so-bad.

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