Lafer! Lichter! Lecker! Page #3

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That's not Berlin!

Maybe suburb.

They lied to us.

No no. You just think about Kiev.

The suburb is called other name.

But Berlin is much bigger than Kiev.

Let's go.

What's up?

We are displaced persons from Kiev.

What are you gonna do?

Do you speak Polish?

Aren't we in Germany?

No, its Poland here.

Germany is on that side.

How come it's Poland?

We are here.

That's the river.

Germany is down there.

How can we go cross the river?

How can I know? Swim across it?

Too dangerous.

We should find a felon.

Yeah, felon again.

You see, where they took us?

Then what to do now?

I want to go home.

We don't have home anymore!

Germany is ahead.

Only 1km left.

But how to cross the river?

Swim?

I will find someone to bring us there.

Are you crazy?

How can I go with the kid?

You are so smart,

then what are you gonna do?

Safe drive.

It's centre here calling for Car No. 8

How long have you been driving?

It's about 10 or 11 hours

from this morning.

Then you can't drive tonight.

But it's very important to me.

Let me drive several hours longer!

But...

How much?

200 USD each.

Hey, that's too expensive.

How about 100USD?

Pay me 200 USD,

and you can get to Germany tonight.

No bargaining.

I don't have 200 USD

Take my watch.

Are you from Ukraine?

Yes, from Ukraine.

You can't trust that guy.

What?

You

Hey!

You'd better get your ass

back into your room!

Don't trust him. They are Bulgarian.

Hey!

They just cheat displaced person.

Let's go.

You son of the b*tch!

Bad lucky!

What should we do now?

I've no idea.

Go home?

Sorry, we are closed.

The manager will come soon.

I still decide try to across the river.

without the felon.

Who's with me?

Me.

And me.

We are just about to get there.

You?

I'm very tired!

Go with us, at least

better than staying here.

If you got caught by the German,

don't ever say you are from Poland.

Then where are we from?

By train.

Or say you are from Kiev by truck.

When the door is open,

you are already in Germany.

You've never seen even a ghost of Poland.

Thanks.

Okay, lets go.

How much?

No need to pay, I buy it for you.

Are you sure?

Yes, sure.

Thanks!

Bye!

Where can we find a cheap hotel?

I don't know.

Just go straight.

In that street.

You'll find the hotel.

It's just restaurant here, not hotel.

They can't understand what you say.

The meow is not quite

same as the one at home

Good evening.

Where are you going?

That's my guest!

Bring the bag here!

It's your problem.

Because you were sleeping.

Maik, look!

Be careful, lets go, hurry.

Look there!

Let's go!

You only broke your headlights.

But look at my car!

What are you talking about.

Only some scratches.

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