La kryptonite nella borsa


forgive us our trespasses, as we

forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation

but deliver us from evil, amen.

And remember each of you

has three mothers.

The first mum:
who does

the cooking and cleaning at home.

The second:
who's up in heaven,

our beloved Virgin Mary.

And the third...

is me, your teacher

that the good Lord gave you.

That said,

place your hands on your desks

and let's begin parsing sentences...

"A man went to the market."

- "A" ?

- Indefinite article!

Good, Peppino.

"Man" ?

Common noun.

'Went" ?

From the verb "to go",

past tense,

third person singular

'To" ?

Imposimato, give it a try...

Definite article ?

Imposimato, you're making me crazy !

Give it another try... "To" ?

Adjective ?

An adjective ? "To" ?

How could that be an adjective ?

Come on, think it through.





- Preposition.

- What kind of preposition ?

Don't cry,

I had to tell you the answer!

"Market" ?

- What about me ?

- Be the goal.

- The goalie ?

- No, the goalpost.

No goal, it hit the post!


something happened,

something horrible happened.

Gennaro, your cousin,

Superman, is gone...

he was run over by the 111 bus...

He died, Peppino.

But Superman can't just die.


He never dies...

unless the bus

was full of kryptonite...

that evil mineral!

Lex Luthor put it there !

Well, maybe he really did

put it there.

How about

we go to the fair on Sunday ?

And maybe one of these days

we'll go to Procida.

It's a wonderful island.

Well take the ferry.

Me, you, and daddy.


Don't run, you'll get hurt.



Come to daddy...

Rosaria, it's late, I have to go.

See you later.


Why didn't you invite him,

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