La doublure Page #2

Genre: Comedy, Short
Director(s): Camille de Morlhon
Year:
1909
280 Views


Get off my back, ass-face.

I'm having a hard time coping.

And I busted the ring.

You realize,

you just called me an ass-face.

Quit bugging me!

I try to comfort you, and get insulted!

We're both ass-faces,

that's why we live together!

I'd rather live with her. Surprised?

You won't:
no career,

no looks, and you're mean!

Ass-face yourself!

Go to your mom's.

I was kidding:
you're cute,

you're not mean...

- Go to your mom's.

- I don't have the key.

She didn't know me on the phone!

I need to be alone,

go to your mom's.

You'll end up alone, that's for sure.

All alone, like a dog.

No decent girl will live in this dump

with a bum like you.

You'll miss your pal Richard.

Alone like a dog.

How are you?

Fine.

Thanks.

Levasseur flips for Elena

So?

What's all this?

I'm asking you!

I don't know that girl.

Really?

No way!

She's with him!

That guy, with that girl?

She's with whoever

she wants to be with.

Why's his face blurred?

I have no idea.

Maybe he's a VIP.

You think I'm stupid?

Not at all! I'll sue those scumbags.

I'll put my lawyers on it!

Trust me, they won't get away with it!

I said any old thing...

You were in a spot, sir.

I've thought it over:

there may be a solution.

Yes?

We must find this guy,

which can't be hard.

Then what?

We offer him some money

to play along.

Play what?

I've looked at every angle.

Play along with what?

They've got to live together.

Her and him?

Are you insane?

I'm your lawyer:
it's that

or a nasty divorce.

She'll never agree to it!

Put 2 million Euros

in her account, and she will.

She's well-paid

and not out for money!

Honest women are rare

in billionaire circles.

Yes, almost as rare

as honest lawyers!

Your wife must be after this guy.

The girl's gotta help us.

Here she is.

How will he get out of it?

For 2 years you swore you'd divorce,

now I must help you avoid it?

I'm in deep sh*t.

Only you can help me.

Right, to keep your wife.

And go live with a stranger.

My wife's a majority shareholder

in the companies I run.

Damn that, I want one thing.

What?

A good reason

to accept this absurdity.

Loving me a little is one.

Oan you think of any others?

I need a month to neutralize her.

With some financial maneuvers

that'll get me out of this.

In a month I'll divorce:

we'll start a new life!

I trust you.

I knew I could count on you, darling!

Not so fast.

I'll show you how much I trust you.

Put 10 million Euros

in a bank for me

in a tax-haven.

10 million?

No, 20 million.

It takes a big sum to make this fun.

I told my lawyer you weren't

after money. Sorry I was wrong.

You weren't. It's a deposit.

Divorce in a month, you get it all back.

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Camille de Morlhon

Édouard de Morlhon (19 February 1869 - 24 November 1952) was a French film director. more…

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