L.A. Without a Map

Synopsis: An "aspiring Hollywood actress" (Vinessa Shaw), on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker (David Tennant), who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mika Kaurismäki
Production: Dan Films
107 min

Oh no ...

only the same thing yesterday ...

and the same the day before yesterday ... The same

everyday things:

But this ? your profession.

Gives you a good profit.

When we get married,

pap? dar? us the money to put

New to the undertaker.

It may be that I do not want to put

the new undertaker.

It may be that all this

I can not more.

It may be that wants to do other things.

Richard. Do not say

nonsense tonight.

And 'the party and not pap?

permetter? you to ruin.

Why you say that the feast of pap? ??

They are all here to see the sculptures and

the paintings, but depicted them not him, right?


-Pap? ...

Where you been?

I thought you had lost.

Oh no, no, hm ...

-Hm, ? wonderful to see you here.

So, young man, what

do you think of my show, huh?

First-class ladies,

I like what he does.

We are proud of,

very proud.

I knew that I was being

As a stupid teenager.

But I could not stop

thinking about her.

Oh, Denise, look.

And 'Los Angeles.

I went the year

last year, following Corf?.

-A great lap!

-Oh ...

Do not worry, really.

Who cares?

It 'a nice guy.

And then I can look after myself.

I'm saying to my father.

No, no, he died ... ?

when I was seven.

Oh, sorry.


Sometimes he comes to me

and speaks to me.

He tells me if what

? I right or wrong ...

She was what

I had been waiting for.

I was an idiot, not

I even asked for the address.

I had lost my

only chance.

This would have

be the end of the story.

Yamashiro Restaurant.


Thanks, man.

I did not know what was

happening. But I liked it.

I looked out the

window and saw ... I'avventura.

The double hot-dog special Sam

in who gets ...

Tell me, cher?, you're new to the area?

-Are you new?

-Excuse me ...

Very, I just

arrived from the airport.

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Mika Kaurismäki

Mika Juhani Kaurismäki (Finnish: [ˈmikɑ ˈkɑurismæki]; born 21 September 1955) is a Finnish film director. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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