Krisha Page #2

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and so it's going to take us,

like, several hours.

We got to get down there,

we got to dress her.

I mean, it's a holiday,

we got to bring her back.

So, Krisha, if you realize you're

missing an ingredient, you call.

Oh, wait, your phone

doesn't work...

I have a phone.

Will you call?

Yes.

I think we got everything.

But, you know, if we're

missing anything.

Or one of these lazy boys

can go to the store.

Okay? Krisha, it's going

to be all right, right?

I'm good. I'm good.

You wanted to do it.

I do. It's important to me.

Okay. I appreciate it, I really

do, but I gotta go get GG.

You want her here, right?

Yeah.

Okay, all right. I'll see you

guys in a little bit. Okay.

Hey, Dave, babe,

did you find the bottle?

Just ask them now.

I... I'll ask. I'll ask.

Do you have everything you need?

Who goes out and picks up

dog sh*t in nice boots?

Come here. Come here, you. Good boy.

Come here. Who's a big guy?

Come here, sweetie.

All right, you got it.

Oh, lord loves a working man,

that's slimy as all get out.

You ready? You ready for this?

You ready?

One, two, three.

Oh! God, I'm sorry,

that was me there...

Stay.

Stay.

See you guys later.

It's all good.

You ready?

You ready, chase?

Yes.

Positive thinking.

Oh!

Just grab a mug.

You know, you could always

model for baseball trophies.

You know, you're about

the right size or whatever.

I could see you just popping

up on top of a mantle.

Hey, Krisha, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa!

Let me help you.

Let me help you.

It's way heavier than I thought.

It's like 30 pounds.

All right, now, you hold

onto the cutting board

and I'm gonna slide it off.

You ready?

Yes.

Whoa, baby.

Let you in on a little

secret there, Krisha.

I f***ing hate dogs.

Hi-four-and-a-half!

Your goddamn sister.

Oh, god...

Vicki, Vicki, Vicki...

You sure married into the right

family for a guy who hates dogs.

If it ain't strays,

it's shelters...

The fosters that

she falls in love with.

She gets behind the glow box, there, and

she's on the websites finding the dogs

and they're just a bunch of a**hole-licking

menaces as far as I'm concerned.

Oh, come on...

No, I just as soon...

I have a soft appreciation for

euthanasia, I'll tell you what.

Oh, my god.

Chase!

All that sh*t talk, man!

That's 100 bucks!

That's $50 right there.

I'll tell you what...

Why don't you cook two of these dogs

tonight? Would you do that for me?

Then we'd be down to 14.

Would you do that for me? It doesn't

even have to be the pony over there.

Everybody all right out there?

Let's go again. Come on.

Okay, there.

Ugh!

All right.

Let's see...

We have that...

Mine do, too.

Mine's right here.

Well, you're in the locker room, so if

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