Kissing Jessica Stein Page #2
Well, I see great minds
think alike.
Uh, we split the salad. But I think,
as I recall, you ate a little bit more,
including more ofrthe arugula, which
is one ofrthe more expensive greens.
I didn't have any of the goat cheese.
I'm allergic.
No dessert.
Easy enough.
That leaves your portion at $42.73,
and mine at $1 8.1 4.
Beautiful. Perfect.
You have exact change?.
It's so funny,Jessica.
But I go out with a lot of girls.
A lot.
And Ijust-- I don't know.
Ijust freelso--
so comfortable with you,
so at home, so free to be myself.
Normally, I'm a pretty
"self-defecating" guy.
Let me tellyou something.
You're "phat. "
I'd love to see you twirl
in that dress.
- With a P-H.
- Twirl.
Oh, okay.
[ Mumbling ]
- As it were, per se.
- I like the wayyour hair...
- Uh--
-... goes around your head like that.
- You know what I mean?.
- You know?. You know?.
- Whoops! I spilled some.
- What's not to get?.
I thinkwe're connecting,
and I'd like to representyou...
as your accountant
and your boyfriend,
ifthat's--
that's at all possible.
Okay, the New Yorker loves us.
The reviewer is creaming in her pants.
- So exhale, please. Okay?.
- Okay.
His back has been like
solid concrete all night.
Your boyfriend has on
He's scaring
some ofrthe guests.
He's been
I'll talk to him.
Oh, hon.
You are late.
I'm sorry. My cab driverwas Ukrainian,
and my Slav is only so-so.
[Woman ]
Soyou wanna do something later?
- I'm gonna be at the library later...
- Oh, yeah?.
- in the 1 6th century archive, nude,
- Mm-hmm.
with a bookmark dangling
precariously off of my dick.
So I'll be waiting foryou.
Oh. Should I bring
anything?.
Justyour
unbelievable body...
andaphoto I.D..
anda library card.
- Pickup.
- Oh, yeah. It's right this way, please.
# You're so readynow#
# The frruit is ripe
fror takin'##
## [ Continues ]
Oh, where have you been?.
I've been waiting foryou all day.
They got me mad busy today.
- Martin, where's Helen?.
- Delivery.
[ Moans ]
Wait. I'm still working.
[Man OverSpeaker]
Sorry, sweetie. Line one.
Jesus Christ.
Okay. Got it.
[ Moans ]
Helen Cooper.
Why are you always doing these things
to destroy this relationship?.
We're not in a relationship.
We're in a situation.
- You have to stop right now.
- Yes, and I'm sureyourwife
feels the same way.
Listen, I gotta baby-sit
this show.
How's 1 1 :
00 foryou?.- How's right now foryou?.
- [ Moans ]
Thanks very much.
[Woman ]
How does this art makeyou freel?
Does it turn you on?.
Does it make you hot?.
D.oes it scareyou?
D.oes it minimizeyou as a man?
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