Kiss and Make-Up Page #2

I don't know in what direction,

but I'll take steps.

(SCREAMING)

Perhaps I'd better

precede you.

I am the Mirwalk of Sogron.

I want all my wives done over.

GRETA:
Yes, yes, of course!

Just wait here a minute, please.

MIRWALK:
Thank you.

So, you finally

decided to see me.

Rita, please.

Send her out.

Annie, stay right there.

(STAMMERING) Rita, I'm very busy

this morning.

I thought it was understood that

we had finished with your treatments.

Oh, no, we haven't. You can't

cast me aside like a... Like a...

A worn-out glove?

Yes, a worn-out glove.

Oh, I know you're tired of me.

I know why you always say you're busy

when I suggest going to your apartment.

Yet other women go there,

dozens of them!

I won't stand for such

treatment any longer.

You act as if I were

no better than the... The...

The dirt under his feet?

Yes, the dirt

under your feet.

I ought to shoot you down like...

Like...

Like a dog?

Like a dog.

How did you know?

Oh, I just thought

it might be.

Hmm.

If only I had something

to shoot you with.

- Thank you.

- Annie!

(CLICKING)

Why doesn't it shoot?

No bullets.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

What's this?

The first chapter

of your new book.

I typed it at home.

Mmm. Very nice. Very neat.

When will you dictate

the second chapter?

Oh, I don't know, Annie. I never

get any time. Perhaps this afternoon.

Oh, any time at all.

- Annie!

- Yes?

Your nose is shiny.

Why can't you use a little powder?

It's bad for business.

Not necessarily. Why not point me out

as a horrible example?

If my patients were like you,

I'd starve to death.

And if I were like your patients,

I'd want to.

Everything all right?

Very successful,

monsieur, very.

And here's

100 francs for you.

Good day, monsieur.

Excuse me.

Could you direct me

to Dr. Lamar's Temple of Beauty?

- Right there.

- Thank you.

But you can't get in.

Oh, yes, I can.

I'm an old friend of the doctor's.

Oh, you could be his Siamese twin

and still not get in without these.

But I don't need...

It'll only cost you 100 francs, and

you'll never get more for your money.

Thank you.

Did you have

any definite ideas?

Yes.

I went to the Folies Bergre

last night.

There was an act called

"A Night in the Orient."

If this is a night in the Orient,

I'm being gypped.

I want them all done over

to look like this. Will it take long?

Oh, yes. Several days.

Please call me

when they are finished.

You can get me at the...

At the Claridge.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

(WOMEN CHATTERING)

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

There he is, under here,

girls. Get him out.

A man in here.

Hurry up, get him out!

It's a mistake, ladies.

I know the doctor well.

Dr. Lamar is a friend of mine.

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