Kill Bill Page #3

They land hard on the floor covered in broken glass, locked

in grapple, each trying to get the best of the other one,...

When The Housewife HEADBUTTS The Bride in the nose.

The HOUSEWIFE

hops off The Bride, runs into the kitchen, opens a drawer and

comes out with a HUGE MOTHERFUCKIN BUTCHER KNIFE.

The BRIDE

rises from the floor, and WHIPS OUT a KNIFE in a sheath

hanging from her belt known as a SOG.(A SOG is a long,

double-edged knife that's as sharp as a razor, and is what

Navy Seals use to kill humans with.)

The Bride backs up into the mess of the now totally

demolished living room.

The two woman stalk each other, each holding her blade, each

looking like they know how to use it, each waiting for the

other to make a mistake so they can plunge their blade deep

into the other one.

Blood and sweat dript off of the faces of the two women

locked in life and death combat......

....When The back kitchen door opens, and a FOUR-YEAR-OLD

LITTLE GIRL, carrying a lunch box steps inside.

FOUR-YEAR-OLD GIRL

Mommy, I'm home!

The two warrior women whose eyes reflect only combat

concentration, suddenly switch upon hearing the four-year

old's voice. The Housewife's eyes flash a look of pleading to

the eyes of The Bride.

The Bride seems to answer back; "Okay."

The Black woman and the white woman hide their edged weapons

behind their backs, as the Four-Year-Old Little Girl walks

into the newly destroyed living room.

The Housewife switches to her mommy voice.

THE HOUSEWIFE:

Hey baby, how was school?

The Little Girl is flabbergasted at the mess, and the

condition of her mother, who looks like she's just been in a

bar room brawl.

LITTLE GIRL:

Mommy, what happened to you and the

T.V. Room?

THE HOUSEWIFE:

Oh, that good for nothin dog of

yours, got his little ass in the

living room and acted a damn fool,

that's what happened.

LITTLE GIRL:

Barney did this?

She says it with the slightest hint of skepticism, then tries

to enter the living room.

THE HOUSEWIFE:

Now baby, you can't come in here,

there's broken glass all over the

floor, and you gonna cut yourself.

The little girl's eyes go to the blonde lady in the living

room who she ain't never seen before, who also looks like

she's been fighting.

The Bride smiles at the confused Little Girl.

THE HOUSEWIFE:

This is a old friend of mommy's I

ain't seen in a long time.

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