Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain Page #3

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I got a rule. A nigga sh*t on a bus,

you gotta pay that $500.

$500 to take a sh*t?

That's a fine.

So, how do I say,

"What's up, everybody?"

Okay. Now, how many people

know who I am? Ask them.

I love Kevin Hart!

Let me say something.

I have never been to Oslo in my life.

Never, ever.

And the first time I come here,

you guys welcome me with a sold-out show.

Genuinely, I f***ing thank you.

I loved him in Soul Plane.

Definitely his best work.

Well, Kevin, you're awesome.

It was nice seeing you in Denmark.

Yeah. We'll miss you,

and you definitely need to come back.

All right, all right, all right!

Amsterdam! Thank you for the love.

Thank you for the support.

You wanna see

if niggas is weird or not?

Be on a bus with them for 10 hours.

You're gonna see a lot of sh*t.

We've been driving for eight hours.

We could have been there

in one on a goddamn plane.

I think it was a smart decision.

Man, this is the dumbest sh*t he ever did.

Don't nobody do this.

He's still the same dumb motherf***er

he was goddamn 27 years ago.

Just look like a bunch of idiots

on a double-decker bus.

Either get on a plane

for two and a half hours,

or take a bus for 10 hours and be with

your friends and talk to one another.

Some people on here stink.

There's a stench from hell.

It's just a lot of funky-ass...

It's like gumbo.

...I'll-hygiene-ass niggas on this bus.

It's f***ing disgusting.

That's why I stay back here

in the quarters, you know.

Me and my lady, we lay

back here in comfort.

Hey, the tour bus was a mistake!

Birmingham, you guys are amazing.

Thank you for the love. I'm out.

It was chill!/

The show was hilarious.

I love you!/

That was amazing.

That was a brilliant show.

Kevin!

...all the way.

You gotta see him, you gotta see him.

Brilliant. Excellent.

He's sexy in real life/

All right, all right!

I'm gonna marry you.

Whoo!

Kevin!

Come back to the UK

and smash it again, Kevin Hart.

The guy is good all the time.

Wow! London, this is crazy!

I can't believe this, man.

I came here and sold out.

I appreciate you all. I love you all.

I really feel like Kevin has grown into

the young mogul that he really wants to be.

Kevin was a guy

that was true to his story.

He knew where he came from,

he knew where he wanted to go.

I've seen where we started.

And to see him go from

a hole-in-the-wall bar in Atlantic City

to performing in front of 15,000 people,

you know, you gotta take your hat off.

I mean, he can go into Norway,

and Sweden and Denmark,

and get the reception that he's getting.

He's becoming a global brand.

Everything he's done,

we've pretty much seen on YouTube.

YouTube/

YouTube.

On YouTube, everything.

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