Keller Page #2

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- Sh*t.

Did I hit it?

- Doesn't look like it.

Can I try again?

Better not.

C'mon.

You idiot.

C'mon.

What's with her?

- What's wrong?

Whats this?

She really pissed on the floor.

You, now you're...

It's gonna stink like a pig sty.

Then untie me.

No.

She's so stupid.

Will this rope hold me?

Sure, I'll show you.

Think I can jump over to there?

What do you think?

With enough momentum...

Hey look.

Thirsty.

I'll get her something to drink.

That's enough.

Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah.

No, not yet.

In case you hear from her,

tell her I'm sorry,

and that I miss her.

No, that's not what happened.

What?

Seven would be OK.

And where?

And now you.

I'm not crazy.

Chicken. You're such a chicken.

Chicken.

Sh*t, is this cold.

I'm in here.

You sure are late.

What happened?

Is Sonja with you?

Why?

Tell me, is she at your place?

No, why should she be at my place?

Did she call?

Why do you ask?

Did you get in a fight?

No.

And she wasn't at work either?

She doesn't work on Saturdays.

Don't you believe me?

Sure I believe you.

It won't work.

It won't work.

What are you thinking?

Nothing important.

I was just spacing.

Sometimes you're totally weird.

What's wrong?

Nothing, nothing at all.

Don't let it bother you.

F*** you.

Hey, f*** you.

- F*** you, man.

You know this?

Spin the bottle?

No?

Look,

you take the bottle,

spin it,

and you get to call something.

The one it points to fulfills it.

What do you mean fulfills it?

Weren't you ever on ski week?

Alright...

I wish that...

whoever the bottle points too...

has to give the other guy something.

You can't do that.

C'mon, I didn't cheat.

You gotta give me something.

I want your T-shirt, I'm cold.

Look.

Can you do this?

Try it.

Are you ashamed?

Why?

It just seems that way.

Why? Am I too skinny?

Don't get a complex about it.

Now it's your turn.

He has to kiss her.

Kiss who?

Her.

No, I'm not doing that,

that's bullshit.

Stop being that way.

No.

Are you scared?

I'd have the guts.

I mean, the bottle could point to me too.

No, that doesn't count,

it's all wrong.

What?

Do you want to kiss her?

No.

C'mon, play the game.

C'mon, let's play something else.

It's your game. You said...

we call something,

and unfortunately the bottle chose me.

That's not how the game goes.

- Then how does it?

It doesn't matter.

And now I'm stuck doing it.

There are things in life

that just aren't funny.

And this is definitely one of them, OK?

Why isn't it funny?

Hello.

Please.

She does know the magic word.

Please.

I told you she likes it.

Why didn't you do it?

- She couldn't breathe.

F*** this sh*t, man.

Wait a second.

Stop being this way.

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