Kal Ho Naa Ho Page #2

Stop it. Just stop it.

Here's your dollar. You won.

As usual, are you happy now?

And both of you...just forget it.

My morning began

this same way everyday

Mama and Dadi's fight,

followed by my angry walkout...

and then listening to my stupid

neighbour, Sweetu's stupid chatter

Oh Hi!- One minute.

Okay, make that 2 glaced doughnuts,

2 blue berry muffins.

2 chocolate frappechinos.

And what will you have?

Sweetu. Full name, Jasprit Kapoor...

Kapoor with two '0's.

my neighbour....

& unfortunately best friend.

She has two problems.

The weight that she never loses...

and the fact that she

never feels sad about it

Tell, Na...

- One double expresso please.

Here's your letter.

It came again to our house

Your name had to be J. Kapoor...

Oh wow Naina! Blind date application.

- What application?

It's a very cool service...

it's very popular in Newk

Just fill in a form describing

the guy of your choice...

write something about yourself...

they match the details and bingo,

you get the guy...!

Wow! And what have you written

about yourself?

See Naina, I have written

what's the truth... what is... is

What did you write?

That from far,

I look like Aishwarya Rai...

And up close,

like Aishwarya Rai's house

Oh my god!

- Just look at me....

Oh my god! Just look at him

Look at me. I'm out of control.

- He's so cute.

Sweetu, look at me...

- I see you everyday...

He's so cute...

- Shut up...shut up.

Boys, boys boys...

That's all you are interested in

What will happen?

You will get the boy you want...

you will get married, you will

have his children and then...

he will leave all of you and go away

What will you do then?

What will you do?

I will marry again... What else?

Forget it. Just...

Naina, what Didi says is right...

Babes! You need help.

You & your Didi!

Bloody...Eating all our business!

Jazz...Full name Jaswinder Kapoor

Sweetu's elder sister

and unfortunately...

Mama's best friend and

restaurant partner

She had problems too

Youth, that she is desperately

holding on to...

and age that she refuses to accept

Oh customers!

3 coffees please.

- Coming up.

Thanks....mummy.

Look, I said I'm sorry Jenny.

It's okay.

- It's not okay.

With great difficulty,

we have four or five customers coming in

Thanks to you, if they run away,

what are we going to do?

Listen to me.

- No, you listen to me.

You know very well that if we don't

return the loan from the bank...

on time we will have

to leave this place

Then, what are we going to do.

I mean what...

Oh god! This rain.

I hate this rain.

Opps! Sorry. That's my friend.

I forgot to mention about him

Meet Rohit Patel.

Son of Karsanbhai & Sarlabhen Patel.

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