Jet Pilot Page #2

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Your story's too simple for a Russian,

too smart and too straight.

I have a feeling you don't like Russians.

Well, I don't know.

I met lots of 'em in Germany.

Got drunk with 'em.

I sang their songs,

and they sang mine.

It was a beautiful friendship

that gradually ripened...

into complete apathy, baby.

But why?

Say, where have you been

all this time?

Russia.

That explains it.

Well, let's see.

Kindly lay out any articles

you may have in your possession.

What's that?

My cigarettes and lighter.

Finally made one that'll work.

Anything else?

Only this.

Is that all?

Yes.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have

to search you.

I expected that. Go ahead.

It'll be a lot easier

if you'll take that stuff off.

A little heavier than ours.

Hold it!

This way.

Come on.

Take the rest of

your things off in here.

Thank you.

- I see you have hot water.

- Help yourself.

- Are you serious?

- Sure. Go ahead.

May I use the soap too?

Also the towel.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

All set?

Be ready to go in half an hour.

Say, what's goin' on in there?

Sounds like she's taking a shower.

Well, how do you like that?

Not so loud. I don't want her

to know you're here.

Why not?

Well, I think

she's gonna pull something.

Huh?

I may be wrong, but

What's the matter?

The water's so hot!

Well, why don't you

turn on the cold faucet?

Where is it?

Right next to the other one.

Can't you see it?

No.

Why not?

What's the matter with your eyes?

They got soap in them.

Uh-oh.

Well, I'll fix that.

Come on over to the door.

Here I am.

Now put your hand on the knob.

All right.

Now reach right above it.

That's a towel rack.

There's a towel on it.

Oh, thank you!

Oh.

Looks like I'm gonna have

a very interesting trip.

Oh, no, you're not.

Sergeant? See that Captain Carison

has my gear packed.

Where are you going?

I think I'd better take her

down to Palmer Field myself.

But you told the general

I was gonna do it.

I think I'd better.

Who's gonna look after

the outfit?

You're second in command.

But you were right in the middle

of those night interception tests.

I said you were second in command.

Besides, you're a married man.

What's that got to do with it?

I don't want you exposed to temptation.

Now wait a minute.

Maybe you got her all wrong.

She really might've gotten soap in her eyes.

It's happened to me lots of times.

I know.

That's why I'm gonna take her.

I hope you don't mind, gentlemen,

but it's much too cold in there.

Make yourself at home.

It's so nice and warm in here.

Wonder what I did

with the lady's lighter.

Did you see it?

I didn't know she had one.

What'd you do with it?

Well, if I knew,

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