Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Page #2
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- You tell him about the microphone.
Don't even start that
with me! Not now!
Okay? It wasn't even my fault!
This cop, he's got a bug
up his ass,
and then they give me
this public defender
who's a f***ing idiot! And...
Sir, excuse me.
The microphone is on.
Please, just give me a moment.
Just give me a moment.
Look, I violated my parole
and now they're gonna
send me to jail.
I just need you to take Billy
across the country
so he can be with his dad
for a while. Okay?
What?
I can't have Bobby with me
now. I'm in mourning!
It's Billy. Billy!
How am I supposed
to know what his name is?
And when you did bring him around,
he pissed every bed in the house.
I don't pee my bed anymore.
I cannot have
Billy with me now.
I am a free man for the
first time in 46 years
and I can't be saddled
with that cockblock!
That's just fine.
when I was little,
so I guess it's
no different now, is it?
I'm going to talk to my mom.
I am very sorry. Um...
Everyone's very
emotional right now.
It's a very difficult
time for the family.
Uh...
I don't know what to say.
Sweetie, come here.
That's your mother's.
She told me I could have it.
Give me the...
Give it...
Don't do this in front of
them! Don't do this right now!
Just stop...
- Oh, no!
- Oh, God! Jesus!
Oh, no.
Grandma?
- I love you.
- Oh, baby.
Sorry, Daddy.
Oh, baby!
Oh, my God!
Sing! Please, choir, sing
something. Somebody help.
Joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart
Down in my heart,
down in my heart
I've got the joy,
joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart to stay
I've got the love of
Jesus down in my heart
Down in my heart,
down in my heart
I've got the love of Jesus
down in my heart
Down in my heart to stay
I've got the joy,
joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart to stay
F***.
Where are we going?
We're going here to get on
a computer call with your dad
to see when he's gonna
pick your little ass up.
to help me
and your father communicate,
seeing how we don't get along.
Are you Mr. Zisman?
- Hi.
- Shirley Kreska.
- Nice to meet you, Shirley.
- Nice to meet you.
Well, tell me
the purpose of the call.
But she wanted me to get
him to his father.
We've had lots of problems
out of the father.
He's nearly impossible
to communicate with.
Yes, yes.
I got him up on
the computer now.
All right, Chuck.
This is Shirley.
Hi, Chuck.
I'm a local counselor,
and I'm just here to help
the two of you
reach whatever goals
you want to reach
and just help the two
of you talk together.
Okay.
So, uh, Kimmie
is going to
jail again, all right?
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