Iron Man and Captain America: Heroes United

Well, I don't need a stuffy

sardine can, but okay.

However, when I win, you go to

boot camp training with me.

And I hope you like

push-ups, Tony.

I see a lot of 'em

in your future.

I usually hire someone to do push-ups

for me, but you know what, you're on!

All right, Jarvis.

Let's turn old red,

white and blue

into plain old black and blue.

JARVIS:
If you say so.

CAPTAIN AMERICA:
You wanna

say go this time, stark?

IRON MAN:
Very funny. On

your mark, get-set-go!

(LASER FIRING) (GRUNTS)

Nice one. Block this!

You're making it easy!

(SHIELD CLANKS)

So are you!

Oh, really?

Give up?

JARVIS:
Captain America has damaged

several quantum dot nanocircuits.

Power is down by 15%.

No sweat.

Watch this.

(SHIELD CLANKING)

See? This is what

I'm talking about.

All armor, no skill.

Don't need your skill when

my weapons can do this!

(EXPLOSION)

CAPTAIN AMERICA:
You need to use

your most important weapon,

your brain, more often.

Hey bucko, you're

talking to the guy

who can divide quintic polynomials in

his head while trimming his nose hairs!

(GRUNTS)

Ah!

So keep your left up and guard

those pretty nose hairs.

You've made your point.

So, now I'm gonna make

mine and win this!

(GRUNTS)

(CLANKS)

CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Fine.

We'll call it a draw.

IRON MAN:
For now.

Just another little tweak and...

JARVIS:
Repulsors

are at 100%, sir.

How's the repair going

on your fancy suit?

It's just minor adjustments.

I'm ready any time! My

armor can go all day.

The best shouldn't have to.

That was the whole point, huh?

You didn't want to spar.

You wanted to train me.

You're my friend, Tony.

And I want to keep you alive.

Having repulsor-powered

armor is one thing.

Being an undisciplined wild man

in battle will get you killed.

Believe me, I've seen it before.

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