Infected Page #3

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FIRING OFF ROUNDS BEFORE?

- I'M JUST A LITTLE BI OUT OF PRACTICE.

- DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,

HE'S BEST DAMN RIFLE SHO

I EVER KNEW.

- [laughs]

THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

- LONG AGO BUT NOT FORGOTTEN,

PAL.

COME ON.

BEASTS ARE WAITING.

- LET'S HAVE AT IT.

[twangy acoustic guitar music]

- JEREMY, WE'RE GOING OU FOR A WHILE.

YOU WANT TO COME ALONG

WITH US,

OR YOU WANT TO HANG

WITH THE OTHER KIDS?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- COME ON.

- WHERE ARE THE OTHER KIDS?

- THEY'LL PROBABLY BE BACK SOON,

RIGHT?

- COME ON.

COME ON, I NEED MY WINGMAN,

YEAH?

GET OFF YOUR ASS, BOY.

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

I SET THAT UP AS YOUR QUARTERS

THIS WEEKEND.

[laughs]

- AN UNSPEAKABLE TRAGEDY

HAS BEFALLEN:

A GROUP OF LOCAL BOY SCOUTS

ON A WEEKEND CAMPING TRIP

IN THE AREA:

OF THE NEHANTIC STATE FORES

IN EAST LYME, CONNECTICUT,

TODAY.

SEVERAL BOYS FROM THE GROUP

OF TEN SENIOR SCOUTS

ON A LOCAL HIGH ADVENTURE TRIP

FOR THE WEEKEND:

HAVE DISAPPEARED

INTO THE WOODS:

AND HAVE YET TO BE FOUND.

FOUR OTHER MEMBERS OF

BOY SCOUT TROOP 26 FROM OLD LYME

HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED

FOR UNDISCLOSED SYMPTOMS

AT LAWRENCE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

IN OLD SAYBROOK:

AFTER AN APPARENT ANIMAL ATTACK.

LOCAL DOCTORS SAY

THE SICKNESS:

APPEARS TO BE RELATED

TO LYME DISEASE:

THAT WAS LIKELY CONTRACTED

BY THE BOYS:

BECAUSE OF EXPOSURE

TO INFECTED WILDLIFE.

- SO WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING

IN YOUR WORLD?

- GOT DUMPED RECENTLY.

- OUCH.

- HOW ABOUT YOU?

BOYFRIEND?

- YEAH.

IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS, THOUGH.

IT'S SOMETHING

TO PASS THE TIME.

- YOU KNOW THEY SHOT A SCENE

IN RETURN OF THE JEDI

ON THIS TREE?

- OH, YEAH?

- THE SCENE WITH PRINCESS LEIA

AND THE EWOK.

THEY MEET RIGHT HERE

FOR A CANDY BAR.

- THAT'S A LOT OF HISTORY.

SO...

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CHICK?

- SHE BROKE UP WITH ME,

AND AFTER TWO YEARS

OF PUTTING UP WITH--

- WHAT?

- JESUS.

I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT.

- WELL, YOU HAVE TO NOW.

- IT'S ACTUALLY

QUITE EMBARRASSING.

- COME ON.

- SHE'S SAVING HERSELF.

- WHAT?

SO YOU NEVER--

- NO.

- [chuckles]

- I'VE GOT MYSELF A SE OF SEVERELY SWOLLEN BLUE BALLS.

- I BET YOU DO.

- IN FACT,

SITTING LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW

IS QUITE UNCOMFORTABLE.

LIKE, I HAVE TO READJUST.

- POOR THING.

- BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY BALLS.

- [laughs]

- DO YOU HAVE A JOB,

OR YOU JUST RUN AROUND

PHOTOGRAPHING PEOPLE

IN THE WOODS?

- I WORK AS A CASHIER.

- OH.

- IT'S VERY EXCITING.

- WELL,

SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT.

- YEAH.

I GUESS SO.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

- I WORK AT A GARAGE.

- AH.

- DO YOU RIDE MOTORCYCLES?

- NO.

BUT I LIKE GUYS:

WHO DO.

- AH, OF COURSE.

- [laughs]

- DID YOU HEAR THAT?

[gunshot]

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- OH, LOOK.

- AW.

- SHH.

- IT'S CUTE.

[warbling tone,

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