I Spy Page #2

Don't let results like this fool you.

All right?

My car. Be back for my things later.

See you, Carlos. La vida loca!

What a phony.

I'd give anything to go on

a two-week stakeout with that man.

What happened on the stakeout

between him and Rachel?

- I didn't hear anything.

- It's not what I heard, it's what I saw.

It's what I saw.

I saw the look on her face.

Every woman recognizes that look.

- What's that look?

- Look of total satisfaction.

Guy gets a couple missions in Latin

America, and he's a Julio Iglesias.

You know, he's from Iowa,

by the way.

You know, he's from Iowa,

by the way.

- Is this my stuff?

- Oh, easy.

This is Carlos' stuff. This is yours.

Where's my monofilament

phone descender?

I didn't get one of these exploding

pagers. I don't see one of those.

You got the micro GPS.

Micro?

This is your spy-cam.

This is Carlos' spy-cam,

and this is my spy-cam?

Look at the size of this thing!

Size matters.

But in the spy world, it's reversed.

You want people to say, "Look how

small and sexy and sleek this is. "

Not, "How huge this is! Look what he

pulled out of his pants. It's huge!"

People will laugh at me if I pull this

out. Is that his escape module?

Yes, it is. I know, everybody wants

to be like Carlos.

I don't want to be like Carlos,

but I notice...

...my stuff looks like you can get it

from RadioShack in 1972.

Yes, it is.

Right away.

All right, we'll finish this later.

It's a good start, though.

Kelly Robinson, seen here making

his typical flamboyant entrance...

Shouldn't this be on the

Weather Channel or something?

- With a first-round knockout

of Blake "The Blade" Lirette.

Yeah! 57 and 0, baby!

Kelly Robinson, baby!

That guy is so annoying.

Everybody "Hungary"

for his showdown...

...with the European

heavyweight king, Cedric Mills.

You don"t understand

how important it is...

...that I be 58 and 0.

L"m 57 and 0 right now.

This man gonna be 58!

- That guy is a born jerk.

- Cheese. Cheese.

That"s right, take my picture.

Cheese. Cheese.

Get my right side. Cheese.

Alex!

Gen. Tucker, this is

Special Agent Alex Scott.

- General.

- Special agent.

I love hearing that. I was a regular

agent a couple weeks ago...

...and then around Christmas,

I got promoted to special.

Special.

We were going over the op.

We call it the "Switchblade. "

It was the first electrochromatic

invisible stealth aircraft.

But in the hands of the evildoers...

...it's an untraceable delivery system

for weapons of mass destruction.

New owner:
Arnold Gundars.

The boys over at CIA have access

to his overseas accounts.

The past five days, there's been

a depletion of funds...

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