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Synopsis: What's the Point? is a comedy investigating the concept that marriage should be a seven-year contract with an option to renew. The story is told through the lens of a pretentious documentarian and follows three couples at various stages in their relationships.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Lake Bell
Actors: Lake Bell, Ed Helms, Mary Steenburgen, Paul Reiser
Production: The Film Arcade
 
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2017
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improve our sex life" talk.

That really makes me

self-conscious.

Because

I'm doing my best.

I know.

I just lack

hand-eye coordination.

I did

the tennis clinic today.

No.

Listen, you are very good

at hacky sack.

You're just

saying that.

Hey.

Meet me

in the bathroom...

In five.

Okay?

Don't know if I need

fi-five minutes

to get there, hon.

W-watch it.

Watch it.

Noah? That actually hurt.

Oh. Turn around.

Put your right leg up.

Just be gentle.

Oh, no! Poo, poo, poo.

Oh, gosh, who doesn't--

who doesn't flush

after taking a number two?

That's unreasonable.

I'm sorry.

I just-- I thought--

there we go.

No,

there's poo in there.

Well, it's a toilet.

I know. I just--

I just don't want to

bring life into this world

over poo.

Beans on toast.

Convention.

Man meets woman.

Convention.

Tweens hating their parents.

Convention.

You're so annoying!

Follow the fearless journey of

four species, four adolescents,

four hemispheres of the earth

in the...

Tween jungle.

Why would you do that,

Mel?

That's quite an aggressive act,

stapling my face like that.

Sorry.

If I don't eat something soon,

i am gonna murder someone.

And given your proximity,

it's in your interest

to help me.

We are in front of a diner.

Oh, yes! Well done, Mel.

Might have a shandy tonight

after all.

Oh! That bastard!

Breathe in the light, viv.

Breathe in the light.

I don't really want

to speak to you anymore.

I think about you all the time.

Well, that's rich.

Considering you disposed of me

like a rain-drenched newspaper

in a ditch of sh*t.

Stop yelling, please.

Don't order me around,

Richard.

Is she there,

the horse-training munter?

Name's pippa.

Oh, no, sorry.

The equestrian wrangler.

Don't answer that.

I want you to come home.

I miss you.

Well, I don't care!

I think you do.

No, I don't give a toss.

And neither do you.

How's the project going?

It's going very well,

actually.

Is it then?

Is that a lighter I hear?

You're not smoking?

No, I'm not smoking.

I can hear you

smoking.

It's not good for your face.

Currently I've got too many

couples to choose from.

Is that right?

Okay. Good for you, girl.

No, it's good. It's therapeutic.

Is it then?

All these strangers

reminding me

why you're so f***ing

predictable!

How's Richard?

He sounds really well,

actually.

1.4 is more

than reasonable. Period.

After all, comma,

won't it feel great

to finally get rid of

that

gator-infested property--

question mark.

Again, comma, so...

Sorry about

your bichon frise.

Exclamation point.

Must have been

a horrific sight.

Exclamation point.

Exclamation point.

Um, if you wou--

ah.

Hi.

Mmm-mmm-mmm,

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Lake Bell

Lake Siegel Bell (born March 24, 1979) is an American actress, director, and screenwriter. She has starred in various television series, including Boston Legal (2004–2006), Surface (2005–2006), How to Make It in America (2010–2011) and Childrens Hospital (2008–2016), and in films including Over Her Dead Body (2008), What Happens in Vegas (2008), It's Complicated (2009), No Strings Attached (2011), Million Dollar Arm (2014), No Escape (2015), The Secret Life of Pets (2016), and Home Again (2017). She wrote and directed the short film Worst Enemy, which debuted at the Sundance Film Festival in 2012, followed by her 2013 feature film directing debut In a World..., in which she also starred. In 2017 she directed, wrote, co-produced and starred in I Do... Until I Don't. more…

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