Haven't seen one of these in a
Like that, Skeeter? Keep it.
Hey, you got to sign for this!
Don't you want the receipt?
I got him, Charlie. So the Hudson Hawk
the reporters that were here when you
came in?... "World's greatest cat
burglar." Now, who gives a fuck?
I've got a proposition.
HUDSON HAWK -Rev. 11/29/90 3A.
Answer's no, Gates.
As your parole officer, I've found
you a job.
It's a terrific job. An auction
house. One night's work and you're
free. No checking in with a shrink,
no community service...
I want to do community service. I
to yodel. I ain't stealing no
Ten years later, you're still
impressed with yourself. Same old
coat, same old hat. You're extinct,
Hawk, out of style.
Coming from you that's a powerful
statement. Look, aren't you
supposed to stop me from committing
crimes. You know, Book-em-Dano,
in and out of his pocket, a set of keys.
You ain't out yet, wise guy. I
can set you up and send you back
any time I want. It's a very fine
Gates, Gates, Gates. Go fuck
This hard-on's got my keys.
Seymour! Be seeing you, Hawk.
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Synopsis: Thief extraordinaire Hudson Hawk (Bruce Willis) has just been released from prison and all he wants is a nice cappuccino. However, before he can savor his favorite beverage, the highly eccentric and wealthy Darwin Mayflower (Richard E. Grant) and his equally odd wife, Minerva (Sandra Bernhard), rope Hawk into an ambitious series of heists. Soon Hawk is stealing no less than major works by Leonardo Da Vinci, priceless pieces that the Mayflowers plan to use in an exceedingly nefarious way.