How About You...

Synopsis: HOW ABOUT YOU tells the story of Ellie, a young woman left in charge of the residential home run by her older sister, over the Christmas period. Whilst most of the residents have left to spend the festive period with their families, four residents, known as 'the hardcore' remain. Their behavior is so terrible that the home faces closure as potential new residents are put off by their appalling antics.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Anthony Byrne
Production: Strand Releasing
Rotten Tomatoes:
87 min

And I'm Trying To Get

Dan To Go With Me, Too.

You're Not Still Going

Out With Him, Are You?

Two Years Now,

Thank You Very Much.

I Just Don't Know

What You See In Him.

He Always Seems So

Bloody Miserable.

Not When He's

With Me, He's Not.

So, What Do

You Say?

Why Can't I Stay

At Your House?

If You Want

To Work Here,

You Have To Stay In

Staff Accommodation.

Ugh... Jesus, It's

Freezing In Here!

[ Grunt ]

You Don't Seriously

Expect Me To Wear This?

Mum Was Right.

His Eyes Are Too

Close Together.

She Said The Same

About David.

You May As Well

Start Straight Away.

Ten Minutes,


Oh, And Ellie?

Do Something

With Your Hair!

[ Vacuum Whirring ]

[ Shouting ]

Get Out Of My Home!

Get Out! Get Out!

You Come Into My Room,

You Move Everything,

And I Can't Find It.

And I Know You're

Stealing From Me.

Why Don't You

Go Back To Asia,

Where You Belong?

I Am Spanish,


[ Stammering ]

Who Cares?

You're All The Same.

Do You Even Have

A Visa To Get Into This Country?

I Don't Need

A Visa To Work.

I Am European.

You're A What?

You're A...

You're A Pain

In The Ass!

I Can't Go Out

With One Earring.

Get Back In My Room

And Find My Earring!

But I Cannot

Find It.

Maybe Ellie

Could Find It?

[ Vacuum Whirring ]

[ Door Slam ]

[ Object Clinking ]

[ Rain Pattering ]



Shame About

The Weather.

Yes, Isn't It?

I'd Like To Go Down

By The River.

But They Say

I'll Catch My Death.

[ Laughing ]

What's So Funny?

I'm Dying Anyway.

A Little Trip

To The River

Won't Make

The Slightest Difference.

Never Think He

Was Once A Judge Of The High Court,

Would You?

Quite Brilliant In

His Day, Apparently.

You Don't Look

Like Someone

Who'd Work In

A Place Like This.

You Don't Look

Like Someone

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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