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My cutie pie.

Under the blanket.. Is my wife.

Come on, you! Come out.

I'm your husband,

and you're my wife.

You've worn lingerie for me.

And I'll gift you a Cartier

watch for your slender wrist

And a Gucci bag for

your arms to carry.

And for your lovely cheeks,

a Gillette razor.

Gillette razor?

You!

Who is he?

- Hetal, this is my friend Aarush.

Hello.

Aarush, this is my wife Hetal.

What is he doing in our bed?

Aarush, close your eyes.

Close your eyes and not mine.

- Sorry.

What's he doing in our bed?

- Sorry baby. Baby.

Why is it so quiet?

Bob, did your wife go inside?

Did your wife go inside?

- No, she went out.

Thank God.

She went out the window.

- Oh God. - Come on, hurry up.

Baby, he's my best friend.

- Friend!

Friends don't come

uninvited like this.

And even if they do, they

don't barge inside the house.

And even if they do barge in

they don't go sleep on the bed.

Please, Hetal, I know

he's slightly stupid.

But he's a really sweet guy.

He's simple, has a heart of gold.

It's just a matter of..

one or two days.

Just for..

I've cleaned up the broken windows..

..and cleared up all the mess. I..

- He..

Sister-in-law, I hope

you're not hurt too bad..

Actually, you must be thinking

"What kind of a friend is he.."

"..that he's dropped in uninvited?"

Sister-in-law, Bob and

I are childhood buddies

I can stay away from him for years.

But when I miss him I can't

stay away even for a second.

I just packed my Bags

and came here..

..for two-three weeks.

So that I can muster

up the courage..

..to handle life for

another two-three years.

I just want to be with him.

For two-three weeks?

Yes, Sister-in-law,

for two to three weeks.

Two.. th-th-three..

You haven't stopped stammering yet?

You know, Sister-in-law

he starts stammering..

..whenever he's stressed out.

And today..

Is there a problem?

I'm going to sleep. Okay?

Did your wife feel bad?

No.

Don't be silly.

Are you sure it's okay

if I stay here?

Of course.

This is your house.

Is two-three weeks too long?

- No.

It's too little.

Baby. Baby, I'm damn

sorry for whatever happened.

Baby, so where were we?

You were on top of him

without your clothes on.

And I was right in front of

him without my clothes on.

Baby.. okay.

Where are baby's sweet hands?

Where are they? Where are they?

Oh, I found them.

Where are baby's lovely eyes?

Where are they? Show.

There they are.

Where are baby's kissable lips?

Where is the bathroom?

What.. are you doing here?

I was looking for the

bathroom downstairs.

I couldn't find it.

Where is the bathroom?

I need to go to the bathroom.

Thank you.

So, where were we?

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