House of Traps Page #3

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to the pot of rice I just ordered.

Order what you'd like to eat.

Anything good?

The best meal is eight taels,

medium grade is...

No one wants anything mediocre,

just bring the best.

What's the choice of wine?

A great choice, but no single-order sale.

Bring the whole jar, then.

Okay.

Oh, fish and chicken.

Some more, oh, my god.

What do you think?

How much does it all cost?

Such a big jar of wine,

how are we going to finish it?

What a nuisance.

Brother Yan, I'm not used to

sleeping with others.

Sorry that you need to make

a compromise tonight.

Who knows if it's just a dream?

Only I can make sense of it.

Sleeping in peace here,

my great ability awaits assent.

It's already dawn.

Sir, you are early.

Give me the bill, I have to set off.

All right.

Sir, it comes to a total

of thirteen taels forty-eight.

Not much, I'll give

an additional three taels as tip.

Thank you.

Brother Yan, I'd rather not have

any formality between us.

If we are destined to meet again,

we'll meet again.

Oh, my god, someone's been killed!

Oh, my god, someone's been killed!

Over there.

BANDIT CAO DE YU

BANDIT FANG DIAO

If I encounter this Bai guy again

I won't be too kind.

You don't understand.

What Master Bai did seems unreasonable.

That's why it can't be overlooked.

Two robbers were killed last night

at the inn,

but no one knew about it.

That's very unusual.

Guess it must have something

to do with Master Bai.

I long to get acquainted

with such extraordinary people.

Extraordinary?

His skills lie in swindling

for food and lodging.

Brother Yan, what a coincidence

we meet again.

If we are destined to meet again,

we'll meet again.

The little housekeeper is right.

Your master and I are destined to meet.

Master Bai,

are you supposed to go that way?

Please...

Sir, have a seat inside.

I don't want to go that way now.

Since we've met again

and there's a restaurant here,

why don't we go in for a drink?

Great. Please.

Brother Yan, please.

Welcome, sir.

Upstairs, please.

Upstairs, please.

Be careful.

Waiter, what's the best dish?

Wait, who wants average food?

- Bring me the best.

- All right.

Who wants a single order of wine?

Bring the whole jar.

As long as the wine is good,

you'll have your tips.

Thank you.

So far so good.

Brother Yan,

where will you be staying tonight?

I haven't decided yet.

There's an inn ahead, it's quite good.

Why don't you go there with me?

As you wish.

FU AN INN:

Sir, how come you're back again?

I like your look.

Sir, you are making fun of me.

You know, it's because

I like your look more and more.

That's why I'm unwilling to leave.

But I don't have the money to pay.

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