Hot Pursuit Page #5

You saved this old lady's life.

"Old lady"? Su madre.

I'm gonna go and assume that means,

"Thanks for saving my life."

And you are welcome, Mrs. Riva.

Why don't y'all hop in the back?

We'll all ride together.

Yes, sir.

Pretty good for a secretary.

Don't worry, Miss Riva.

We'll have you in Dallas in three hours.

It's Hauser.

I called dispatch 20 minutes ago.

If they were leaving from the precinct...

...they must've been driving

180 miles per hour to get here that fast.

Who are you talking to?

They got three quarters a tank of gas.

At a max of 90 miles per hour...

...that means they were 30 miles away,

which means they probably came...

Hauser!

Okay, I gotta go.

Yeah.

Fist bump.

For all that good police work, good buddy.

We have to get out now.

They're gonna kill us both.

- Dixon, let's go.

- What?

They're the gunmen. The guys in the masks.

- Who?

- Just trust me. Follow my lead.

No, ma'am, I do not have

any feminine toiletries on me.

Feminine what?

What's the problem?

Mrs. Riva is having some problems

with some lady business.

Of the tampon variety.

- Seriously?

- Yeah. My comadre is here.

Her comadre is here.

Can't you just hold it?

No, it does not work that way, detective.

It does not.

No, you see, once a month,

my uterus sheds its lining.

It sheds. Once a month.

- So that the eggs...

- And the eggs.

...descend into the puss.

- My God.

- The puss put...

- No, there are fluids...

- God.

- Other fluids go in there.

- Whoa. What is she talking about?

So please take me

to a bathroom right now...

...or the back of this car

is gonna be the second crime scene...

...that you guys

are gonna be cleaning today.

- You don't need to paint a picture.

- You're used to that, no? Heh.

Please, please. Stop.

- Okay, Coop, I'll let you out.

- All right. Let's go.

There's a lining in there?

- We'll be right back.

- Yeah.

Hey, mamacita, where you going?

- Mamacita?

- We have our periods!

You don't wanna know.

There's a window. I'll go first.

You go, go, go.

- Okay, I can't do it.

- Push there with the legs!

- With the legs! With the legs!

- I can't!

Why is your body like that?

- I gotta get a toehold.

- Where's the toehold? I can't find the toehold.

I just need some upper-body strength.

- Push!

- Okay, hold on.

I'm gonna pull my body up,

and push it out the window.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.

Go, go, go.

- Put me down.

- No, no!

- What?

- Dixon's out there.

- Why didn't you shoot him?

- I'm not gonna shoot an officer!

They'll be happy to shoot us.

- That gives me an idea.

- What?

- This is gonna be loud.

- What?

Go, go, go! You help us.

Help her! Get her up!

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