Home Alone

Did anyone order me a plain cheese?

Yeah. But if you want any...

...somebody's gonna have to barf it up

because it's gone.

Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi.

Kev! Kev, get a plate.

- Passports!

- Watch it!

No, no. Get these passports

out of here.

Are you okay, honey? Come here.

Are you all right?

What is the matter with you?

He started it!

He ate my pizza on purpose.

He knows I hate sausage and olives...

Look what you did, you little jerk!

Get upstairs now.

Why?

You're such a disease.

- Shut up!

- Kevin, upstairs!

- Say good night, Kevin.

- "Good night, Kevin."

Why do I get treated like scum?

I'm sorry. This house is just crazy.

We've got all these extra kids

running around.

My brother's in from Ohio.

It's nuts.

How come you didn't bring

more cheese pizzas?

Nice tip. Thanks.

Having a reunion?

My husband's brother transferred

to Paris. His kids are still here.

He missed the family,

so he invited us to Paris...

...so we'll be together.

You're taking a trip to Paris?

Yes, we leave tomorrow morning.

Excellent. Excellent.

If you'll excuse me, this one's

a little out of sorts.

Don't worry about me.

I spoke to your husband.

And don't worry about your home.

It's in good hands.

There are 15 people, and only you

have to make trouble.

I'm getting dumped on.

You're the only one acting up.

Now get upstairs.

I am upstairs, dummy!

The third floor?

- Go.

- It's scary up there.

Fuller'll be up in a little while.

I don't want to sleep with Fuller.

He wets the bed.

He'll pee all over me. I know it.

We'll put him somewhere else.

I'm sorry.

It's too late. Get upstairs.

Everyone in this family hates me!

Then ask Santa for a new family.

I don't want a new family. I don't

want any family. Families suck!

Stay up there. I don't want

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