Hollows Grove Page #2

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Say hi, Chad.

Hi.

Sitting next to Chad here is

One of our favorite

segment producers, Julie.

Thank you, more or less.

Okay, our favorite.

Okay, cool.

This is where the gold's made.

Okay, cool.

This is where the gold's made.

Yup, basically the show is us

Getting as much footage as we can

While acting scared shitless.

Getting as much footage as we can

While acting scared shitless.

Nice, yeah it sounds exciting.

Yeah, not really, but it

beats waiting tables, yeah?

Nice, yeah it sounds exciting.

Yeah, not really, but it

beats waiting tables, yeah?

That's true.

Oh my God!

Wow.

Thanks jerk, you just

fogged up the camera.

Chadwick, pastrami on white.

Thank you.

Chadwick, pastrami on white.

Thank you.

Ms. Julie.

Thank you.

Ms. Julie.

Thank you, yay!

Thanks for thinking of us, huh?

Thank you, yay!

Thanks for thinking of us, huh?

Oh, but I did think of you.

Oh, you are too kind.

I know.

Roger.

And one for you.

No, don't throw it, dude, come on.

Harold, can you just cut me out of this?

Because I don't want to be seen

Harold, can you just cut me out of this?

Because I don't want to be seen

With these three stooges.

I'll try.

That's not what you said last night.

It was more like,

"Oh Roger, oh Tim, your huge rods"

"Fill me with everlasting bliss!"

Hey, in America no one says rods.

What were you doing last night?

I was editing, I don't

have time for threesomes.

You know what? F*** you.

I would never do three guys at once.

You know what? F*** you.

I would never do three guys at once.

I'm only a two man gal.

I would never do three guys at once.

I'm only a two man gal.

Oh snap!

That's Julia.

Speaking of which, Potter,

You mind if I give Cindy a call?

Let her massage the ol' bean bag?

Really?

Know what I'm saying?

I'm talking about my balls.

Why would you say that, Roger?

Hey, come here.

Come here.

What?

Come here.

Coming.

I mean do you think you're funny?

Do you just get a rise

out of the sh*t you say?

I was kidding, dude.

What, am I going to call Cindy?

Look, he needs to be

able to joke about this.

Alright, well he has been our friend

Since college, so the least you can do

Is be a little understanding.

You and I both know that she

Was railing dudes behind

his back the whole time.

Okay?

This is the best thing

that could happen to him.

He's still trying to get over her.

I understand that, dude!

He's still trying to get over her.

I understand that, dude!

This is why we're letting him

I understand that, dude!

This is why we're letting him

Do this bullshit documentary.

Okay? So while he's here,

Can you please try to

be a little nice to him?

I am being perfectly nice to him.

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