Hold Your Breath Page #2

to take sabbatical?

Yes, I do remember that.

That was f***ing awesome.

Hell of a shot, dude.

It was good times.

Don't forget

about Tony's guinea ts, huh?

Hey, it's a t-Shirt.

Yeah, that's meant

to be worn under your clothes,

Not as dress wear.

Pathetic.

Hey, like you said,

nothing has changed.

By the way,

when did you dye your hair?

What?

Yeah, didn't it used to be

like a murky brown?

It was dirty blonde.

It was brown... ish.

Wait, he shot the paperclip

at the Handelman b*tch?

[ Laughter ]

Hey, welcome back

to the conversation, Kyle.

You know, I actually

missed you guys.

You know, most people don't even

keep in touch after high school.

Yeah, it's kind of cool

that we did.

Wait, we're not

in high school anymore?

[ Laughter ]

[ Rock music playing ]

# You know I'm comin' with it,

real tough fool #

# And you know

that I don't play around #

# I start at mach speed

and everybody's slowin' down #

# Check the sound and you'll

see that I ain't new to this #

# The past five years

# I'm the guy

that you been cookin' with #

# I stay original,

that's why when you... #

Tony:
Can someone

turn the air up?

Kyle is smokin'

the sh*t out of me.

Kyle, how high

do you plan on getting?

Pretty damn big.

Johnny:
So you sell weed

for a living?

Kyle:
Kind of.

I mean, it's not like

I declare it on my taxes,

But, you know, it pays

the child support, so...

Proverbial stoner.

That's me.

Oh, check out that

old graveyard over there.

- Everyone hold your breath!

- What?

Everyone has

to hold their breath!

What are you

talking about, jerry?

When a really

evil person dies

And they're so evil

that hell can't even take them,

They're forced to roam

around the cemetery

That they're buried in,

trying to find souls to possess.

I heard of this.

So when you drive

past a cemetery,

You have

to hold your breath

Or else

they can possess you.

Just everyone-Just do it!

Where did you hear this?

Dude, it's been

around forever.

- Never heard of it.

- Me, neither.

Yeah, it

doesn't surprise me.

Come on, you guys,

this is serious.

Just hold

your breath, please?

Really, guys,

come on, please!

Hold your breath!

- [ Coughs ]

- Whoa!

[ Screams and shouts ]

Heath:
Whoa!

Blech!

Kyle, maybe you should

lay off that sh*t, huh?

I could have killed us!

Are you listening to me?

Yeah, I know.

Is everybody okay?

Dude, get me

out of this thing.

I need to take a piss.

Well, looks like

we're off to a great start

To our first

annual camping trip.

Kyle:
Ahh!

Whoa!

Johnny:
Whoa,

you all right?

I'm fine.

Hey, guys,

come check this out!

Samantha:
What is it?

I don't know,

but it's freaky-Looking.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes