Hold Up Down

Synopsis: Two robbers, three cops, a wanted criminal and a former priest's lives are intertwined when a bank heist goes wrong.
Genre: Comedy
96 min

the force, how're they gonna eat?

Today's Christmas Eve, right?

Daddy's gotta buy presents.

I gotcha.


I'll pay you.

Good. Go grab the other end.

Damn! It won't open.

Pry it open with something.

Would you come with us, gents?

Something wrong, Officer?

Where shall we dump him?

The woods?

There's gotta be some place good.

I should've asked the yakuza

I busted the other day.

Come on! Help me out here.

You're the one who hit him.

And look, you're flooring it again.

What the hell's wrong with you?

You get behind the wheel and

you get possessed.

The other day, you were diving like

a maniac, mumbling shit like...

"Into the turn at 220 mph!"

You ain't cut out to drive.

Shut up.


I said, "shut the hell up!"

Why should I?

I like...


I love motor sports!

Stop it! Slow down!

Slow down, damn it!

Scared...? Huh?

Okay, so I ran over some guy!

Big deal!

Who's gonna miss a homeless...?

I gotta pee.

Hey, where'd he go?

He's gone!

Father in heaven, forgive me.

But I...

can no longer do your work.

I've failed you.

Chill out!

I'm sorry.

But I no longer deserve to live.

Long hair... scraggly beard...

ragged clothes...

It can't be.

Could this be...

the Lord Jesus?

I didn't know he was Asian.

Are you alive?

My Lord...? My Lord?

I'll get you to a hospital.

We nabbed the "Aluminum Batsman!"


We have returned!

Sit down.

We're drowning in suspects.

They're all yours.

I'm here for your statement.

Statement? Sure thing.

Uh, let's see...

I'm Choji Kimata, age 29, single.


I'm into photography.

My pet phrase is

"reserved seating."

Listen, I...


I had a pet turtle. People tell me

I'm good with animals.

I dream of owning a pet shop.

I'm interested in volunteer

and disaster relief work!

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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