Heart and Souls Page #3

- Cookie boy.

- You're a cookie boy.

Guess he's off to laugh

at the kitchen now, huh?

Buy him all these toys, he laughs at the walls.

Doesn't this whole setup

ever bother any of you guys?

How long are we gonna be

dragged around like this?

Hasn't happened to me.

Starts movin', I follow him.

I'm not over there runnin' into walls.

- I'm just trying to test the envelope.

- You oughta test your I.Q.

- Hugabug.

- What is that? "Hugabug"?

Where'd he get that?

I don't know, I thought you taught it to him.

Hugabug.

- I've been wondering.

- What is it, honey?

How come I'm the only kid I know

who has invisible friends like you guys?

Um, that's a very good question, Thomas.

- The Lord must have had some idea.

- I wish he'd let us in on it.

When I see him, I'll ask him.

Hold up, Thomas. Hold on a second.

It's Miss Petersmann.

Oh, come on, baby, teach me somethin'.

Oh, yes! Oh, no!

- Damn!

- Ugh! We should have him neutered.

And that is why we say

the Battle of Gettysburg

was the most famous battle of the Civil War.

Any questions?

Yes, Thomas?

You have something to add, no doubt.

- Yes, ma'am.

- With enthusiasm.

Oh, I love it when he tells it Harrison's way,

it's so much better.

Thank you, Julia.

The Battle of Gettysburg.

The third day.

Picketts charge. The air hung heavily

with the acrid smell of gunpowder

and the stench

- of the dead.

- Ew!

- Your own father said give her up, don't bother

- Ooh-wa-ooh, ooh-wa-ooh

The world isn't coming to an end

I'm gonna walk

like a man, yeah

- Talk like a man

- Talk like a man, yeah

Walk like a man

my son

You know that no woman's worth

crawling on the earth

So walk like a man

my son

- My son

- Oooh

Down, down,

down-down-down

Down, down

down-down-down

Down, down

down-down-down

Down, down,

down-down-down

Silver Bullet in the fourth?

Buzz off, kid. This is for grownups.

- Go buy a soda. Next!

- Oh! Please, mister.

My dad said if I don't place this bet for him,

I shouldn't come home ever.

He'll give me an awful beating.

He'll give me an awful beating.

So, please take my money. Please. Okay?

Okay, okay.

I wanna win! I wanna win!

Let's go, let's go!

- He's coming! Here he comes!

- Go, go, go!

- He's gonna do it! Go, Silver Bullet!

- Go, go, go!

Yes! Yes! Oh!

Does this little buckaroo know

how to pick a winner or what?

Bam! Bam!

Go, go! Move!

- You're outta here.

- Yes! Yes! That's how you move the ball.

Five more yards! Five more yards!

That's exactly right. That's it.

Oh, it's so great.

Right here, right here.

Listen to this, the leitmotiv.

- It's beautiful.

- Ooh, yeah, unbelievable.

Turn the page, Thomas. Turn the page.

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