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Papa, I have to explain!

- You must understand.

- Well, be quick.

Capitalism's had it,

the Fifth Republic has had it!

Communism's had it,

the consumer society has had it!

Cars have had it!

You've got to wake up

and help us!

Fine, but right now let's go,

I'm in a hurry.

Close this thing

or I'll get pneumonia.

Pull toward you.

- What's this?

- Hide it!

What is it?

- What do you do with it?

- You light it and it explodes.

It explodes!

Come on...

...come with me.

- You light it where?

- There.

- It'll go off!

- You said cars have had it.

Let's see if

I've understood you.

See? Now I understand.

You just had to explain.

Here, this is for the subway.

Fascist!

and what for?

To go on strike!

- Cut the deck.

- Wait a second!

And their slogans,

their demands...

"Our bellies belong to us,"

"Sex is money"...

A low blow.

"We own the sidewalks,"

"No more pimps"...

...wait... Social security!

Don't listen to Communists!

And that's not all, Jacques.

I also had

a little run-in with a...

...a young jerk

with cute ideas, too.

- So poker tonight...

- I understand.

If this can comfort you

in any way...

I feel the same way.

We pulled a little job today.

No big deal, just a little job.

Charlot neutralized

the police station... Perfect!

I took care of the bank.

Perfect!

- Less 6,000 expenses...

- It's to be expected, Jacques.

Boys, you've got

to understand one thing.

It's vital.

We've got to wake up.

We're on the brink!

- Let's get through our heads!

- Can I talk?

You said it yourself:

Capitalism has had it!

The consumer society

has had it.

And cars...

cars have had it!

- The Fifth has had it!

- What's the Fifth?

- The French Republic, you idiot!

- Can I say one thing?

We're obsolete!

Fascist!

Thanks.

- Where's mine?

- Coming up.

We're obsolete.

Aldo's right.

You are obsolete.

And I'll tell you why.

Because you keep looking

for money in banks!

But that's not where it's at.

And your streetwalkers

are walking out?

Naturally. All women

are taking up politics...

...even hookers.

They vote, they hold

conferences...

Women's Lib...

and why not?

It's natural!

If you want money, Lino,

get a job as Treasurer...

...of Women's Lib!

- What d'you mean?

- It seems clear to me.

Al Capone and Company

are all finished.

All you're good at now

is making spaghetti...

...and Aldo takes care

of that, not you.

All right, wise guy...

You talk big,

but what do you do?

Me?

I've got so many jobs,

I'm getting dizzy.

I wing corporation

presidents.

It's pretty funny...

...because I shoot

rightwingers...

...the far right pays me...

...and the far left gets blamed.

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