Happily N'Ever After

Synopsis: As the story begins, an alliance of evil fairy tale-doers, led by Frieda, looks to take over Fairy Tale Land and take control of. But when Ella A.K.A. Cinderella realizes her own evil stepmother is out to ruin her storybook existence, she takes a dramatic turn and blossoms into the leader of the resistance effort.
Production: Lionsgate
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.5
Metacritic:
28
Rotten Tomatoes:
4%
PG
Year:
2006
87 min
$151,873,410
Website
114 Views

Evildoers of our kingdom...

we're always the losers,

the bad guys.

Is that fair? No.

Starting tonight...

I give you happily n'ever after!

Hold it, hold it, hold it!

Would the owner of a light blue coach with

"Narnia"plates please move your vehicle?

You're parked in a "Trolls Only"zone

Thank you

While I have your attention,

you see that there?

That's what we call a "wicked stepmother"

Feel free to boo

I know what you're thinking

Who put a wicked stepmother in charge?

Were there free elections?

Any chance of a recount?

You know what?

Let's go back a little

and I'll give you

the lowdown on Fairytale Land

Yeah, the name's kind of corny

but we had to call it something,

and "Canada"was already taken

So, anyway, in this tower

high above the prince's palace

is what you might call the Department

of Fairytale Land Security

This is where all the stories-

you know the ones-

Rapunzel

Sleeping Beauty

the Frog Rrince-

are watched over by a wizard

And his job is to make sure

every fairy tale goes by the book

right up to their happy endings

And that's why he has these:

The scales of good and evil

See that? They have

a little pointer and everything

As long he keeps those things

in balance, the stories never change

and the endings

stay happy, happy, happy

The wizard also has two assistants:

Munk and Mambo

Munk's the guy who sees

the glass as half empty

Mambo's the guy who

probably peed in the glass

You know what I'm talking about-

a world-class troublemaker

Yeah These are the guys you want to

trust your happy ending to

Here's our story

Remember her?

She was the one with the whole

"Evil, evil, blah, blah, blah"

speech a minute ago

Anyway, let me fill you in

on everyone in this particular tale

We've got one wicked stepmother

and two ugly stepsisters

Delicate flowers of womanhood

One fairy godmother

I think she's a couple Hansels short

of a Gretel You know what I'm sayin'?

One Rrince Charming

Hold the charm

And then there's one fair maiden

Ella

You probably know her

as Cinderella

but she's always been Ella to me

She's in love with

that prince you just saw

What does Ella see in Rrince

Rotato Head? I have no idea

But just look at her

She's so beautiful

A girl like that could never

fall for an ordinary guy like-

So, you might be wondering

by now who I am

Have a look

No, not Blondie McBiceps

No Look to the left

Keep going

There I am You know

the Cinderella story, right?

Remember Rick the servant?

Of course you don't I'm the guy

who polishes the prince's boots

I'm the guy who washes

his dishes and serves his meals

and does his laundry

and flosses his teeth

You know what kind ofhappy

ending the royal flosser gets?

Right

None

So, that's everyone important-

and me

Okay, let's see the title now

Happier music, please

So here we are,

the day of the prince's ball

I managed to swipe some mail

from the royal messenger's bag

so I'd have an excuse to visit Ella

Hello? Oh, Rick, it's you.

I'm sorry to be

such a disappointment.

No, no. I was expecting

the royal messenger.

With these?

They're here!

Did you see him today?

What was he wearing?

One for my stepmother,

two for my stepsisters...

and none for me.

Wait. What's that?

You've got somethin'... here.

I'm invited too!

Just like I've dreamed about.

The royal ball.

And he'll be there in his royal shirt-

And his royal boots-

which Rick spent two hours polishing.

And it was a royal pain in the butt.

I may even

get to dance with him tonight.

Gosh! Wouldn't that be super?

He's dreamy.

The prince!

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Robert Moreland

Robert John Moreland (born 21 August 1941) is a British management consultant and politician. After a single term as a Conservative Party Member of the European Parliament, he served on the Economic and Social Committee of the European Union for twelve years and was elected to two local authorities. He is descended from George Cockle. more…

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