Hannah Gadsby: Nanette Page #12
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- 2018
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but it's been going
on thousands of years.
There's only ever been two options
for a little girl to grow up into.
Virgin or whore. We were
always given a choice.
Take your pick. Ladies'
choice! That's the trick.
The patriarchy, it's not a
dictatorship. Take your choice!
And I don't fit very neatly
into either of those categories.
Virgin or whore?
I mean, on a technicality,
I'd get virgin.
I know.
Do you know, if you go into a
gallery with ye olde paintings there,
there's a lot of evidence to suggest
that women have existed
for a very long time.
Longer than clothes.
But not this masculine,
off-center, lesbian situation here.
And I... Art history
taught me,you know,
and I don't feel like
I'm the same species.
There's a lot of things that I do,
and it's not an identity construction.
No, I've... Just
things happen naturally.
And art history taught me that
these things are not really the place
of a woman, you know?
One of the things I do,
my own brain... unprompted.
I can do that, all the time!
Had another one. They just
come all the time, and...
Art history taught me, you know,
historically, women didn't have
time for the think-thoughts.
They were too busy napping,
naked, alone, in the forest.
Even biologically... I don't
feel like I'm the same species.
For a start, I've got a
functioning skeletal system.
If you go into the galleries,
you see, if a woman's not
sporting a corset and/or a hymen...
she just loses all structure.
Just sort of like...
over the place, going,
"Oh, what does, furniture?"
Sidesaddle, tits akimbo.
No wonder we can't reverse park, ladies!
Dumb history women couldn't even
reverse park their arse onto a chair!
Another thing I do
that's not very ladylike
is every day I seem to be able to
finish the getting of the dressed.
Every day!
Not a problem. All the
buttons, all the way up.
forgetful person, but...
Seem to do it quite easily.
Especially if I'm leaving the
house to get my portrait painted.
Never once have I thought,
"You know what, today,
I must just leave a cheeky one out."
High art.
I'm going to call it, guys.
Bullshit.
High art, my arse.
The history of western art is just
the history of men painting women
like they're flesh vases
for their dick flowers.
Having... said that,
I think I've ruined any chance
of getting a job in a gallery now.
I mean, I could pay to
be a volunteer guide.
'Cause it doesn't get any better
with modern art, I tell you.
I trip on the first hurdle.
Pablo Picasso. I hate him,
but you're not allowed to.
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