Gremlins 2: The New Batch Page #2

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End of medical benefits, that's right.

Clean out the desk, one hour.

And thanks so much.

Very nice, Frances.

Alert personnel. We have a

career opportunity in level seven.

Clamp Centre is the most advanced

smart building in America...

...with the latest in security,

communications and climate control.

It's just one part of Mr. Clamp's

worldwide business network...

...which includes construction,

sports, finance...

...and a popular line

of jams and jellies.

For those with cable TV at home...

...CCN is located right here

in the building.

The Attack of the Octopus People.

That's tonight's movie.

And, boy, is it scary.

It's so scary,

it'll uncross your eyes.

It's a good thing that your

Grandpa Fred is here to protect you.

- Where's the moan?

- The what?

There's supposed to be a moan here

from the coffin.

Then I say, "Renfield,

you want more flies?"

And then I go over

to the coffin and I...

Sorry, Fred.

- Hey, Fred.

- Oh, hi, Billy.

I heard about your new time slot.

They're making a big mistake.

Mistake? Kid, it's a disaster.

People who watch TV at 3:30 a.m.

Don't fear the Wolfman.

What scares them is getting sober

and finding work.

- Look.

- Watch it with that thing.

- Isn't that great?

- Sure.

- You could use it on your show.

- Sure. Put it in the back, will you?

Frankly, kid...

...this isn't what I had in mind.

I went into broadcasting,

I thought I was gonna do news...

...public affairs...

...something meaningful.

I don't even have a gimmick.

No special effects.

All I have is a cross-eyed

puppet named lgor.

The elevator doors have opened.

You should run classic horror movies

like Frankenstein or Dracula.

Great horror movies are in black

and white. Mr. Clamp only likes color.

That guy's strange.

- Have you seen him?

- Not in person.

Only on that cockamamie video

they got all over.

Look at this building. You know

what kind of tenants they have now?

There's a genetic research

laboratory upstairs.

Fooling around with animals.

Last week, they took out a patent

on a new kind of gerbil.

People think I'm creepy.

- Can I help you?

- Yeah.

- I got a delivery for Dr. Catheter.

- I can sign for it.

What kind of stuff

do they do in there anyway?

We're not supposed to talk about it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

- Dr. Catheter, this just came for you.

- Splendid. This must be my malaria.

Just rabies. I've got rabies.

I'm supposed to get the flu this week.

I think we have the flu on back order.

- Could I have that, Peggy?

- Oh, yes. Sure.

Thank you.

Back order. Back order.

All a man wants is some fresh germs.

Casper, have this tissue analyzed.

I am calm and centered.

I enjoy giving milk.

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