Granny of the Dead Page #3
There's something I need
to tell you, it's been,
it's been buggin'
me all morning.
- Trust me, ed, nothing's
- Gaz has been
shagging your nan.
- You what?
- See where I got your uncle?
Look, brains left.
Brainy, brainy, brainy.
Brainy.
- It's too soon for that.
- Brainy.
- It's too soon.
- Got a prank call, number nine.
Possible crazies with shotguns.
- Shotguns?
Sh*t.
watchin' hobo with a shotgun.
Seen it?
- No.
Any good?
- Awesome.
Craziest f***ed-up
film I've ever seen.
I need help
at number nine high view--
- sir?
- And there's--
- you okay?
- A man here without a hand.
- You all right, sir?
- Right, I'll go around the
back, keep an eye on him.
- Sir, can you
turn around please?
Sir, can you tell
me what happened?
Sir, stay right there!
Don't f***in' move.
I said stay there, sir!
Stay there!
F***.
Oh, Christ!
- Up here!
Up here.
Whoa, don't shoot me!
- Keep still.
Right, what the f***'s going on?
We've had reports of
man here with a shotgun.
- Uh, not exactly,
but there is a mad old woman
in there, trying to kill me.
She's in the house somewhere.
- She has a shotgun?
- Uh.
Yeah.
I'd shoot to kill,
she's gone insane.
- Get back, get back!
Sh*t.
Sh*t!
- Sh*t!
Where is she?
Have you seen her?
- No.
You mind telling me
what the hell that is?
- That
is my dead cat, moggy.
Sleeping in a pile of sh*t.
- What's really goin' on here?
- The truth is
my nan's a zombie.
- A zombie?
- Yeah,
and she ate my cat.
Shoot the b*tch!
She's gone.
- Oh, no!
Oh, my god.
- Why didn't you shoot him?
- Shoot him?
You mean my f***in' partner?
- He's a zombie!
- Ah,
back the f*** off, zombies.
They're bullshit.
Let me think a second.
things I'm gonna take a sh*t.
- You take a sh*t
and I'll shoot you.
- What?
F***.
- Hello, come in.
This is Harvey here,
we have a real serious
situation, I need back-up.
Hello?
Officer ts5291.
I need assistance, come in.
What the f*** is going on?
- It's spread.
- What, the zombies?
- They've taken over the old,
now it looks like the
whole village is infected.
- Infected, by zombies?
- Yeah.
- Well you got a signal
on that phone of yours?
- Oh, not yet.
One bar.
Ah, two.
Oh, my god, no!
Bugger,
bugger, bugger, bugger!
- Look, hurry.
- Get off, me,
I'm trying to get in.
Ah, for f***'s sake.
- Boom!
- Ah, get him, get him.
We've got a big gun now.
Oh, Christ.
- Sorry, I cant
hold it in any longer.
Oh, my gosh.
There.
So,
what's the plan?
- I'd rather you didn't
speak to me when you're,
when you're takin' a sh*t.
- We need a plan.
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